Doof, you didn't really put a exit on this thing,
that would have compromised its security
you thought you were being responsible.
you're definitely going to need some help with this.
TQ-01?
Oh no, Not again.
Leeanne?
You dumb turkey you should've been watchin' where you were
drivin' that thang. Look at me! I'm mangled like a possum after rush hour.
I hope you're proud of yourself because somebody's gotta do sumpthin about this
an that somebody's you! You cotton pickin son of a varmint.Leeanne's strange words fill you with sadness. You really screwed up.
The other droids will find you and kill you, they'll lobotomize TQ-01
and it was all your fault. Because you wanted to play dice games.
Your self esteem flatlines.
Oh Hi TQ-30.
she doesn't look happy about this whole speeding business.
You are Now TQ-666An endless doldrum
You travel infinitely
Hey, are we there yet.
"Chill out, we're almost there"
"Well, we're here"A barren landscape?
What is the meaning of this?
why have we come here?
"I guess that's a fair question. So I'll answer."
"You TQ-666 have the meta, an ability possessed by very few in any universe."
"It is for this reason that I have chosen to take you from your universe on my
eternal quest for the glorious dream city of Shabalash"
"It is said that Shabalash dwells within the mind of only one entity in all of the multiverse
and can only be reached by bringing them here, to the Surrealm, to manifest their subconcious."
"Because of your extreme emotions I chose you for this important quest TQ-666.
This world is your mind, I know we'll find Shabalash together."
"There's just something that you have that the last 70,457 didn't haveA quick question please!
What happened to those others?
Where are they all now?
"Oh, they all died on the Surrealm, but I feel really good about you"
"You look like a lucky one"You don't want to die
There's no way you can do this.
There's too much pressure.
Eh, I've seen worse