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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Geen]

Say "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart mind-boolet" then shoot him with your mind boolets.

[Stone Wera]

Say "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart mind-boolet" then shoot him with your mind boolets.

But our psiotonin has been depleted.

[Phantom of The Library]

Say "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart mind-boolet" then shoot him with your mind boolets.

But our psiotonin has been depleted.

So we must use PLASMA boolets.

[Rumrusher]

How many piles of clothes does alpha go through in a solar cycle?

[rarborman]

What is this solar cycle you speak of? Is it like a mandated concesness period?

Also around 8 a period.

[King_of_the_weasels]

I think a solar cycle is a year, a mandated consciousnesses period is a day.  Roughly speaking.

[Robocorn]

This is almost too easy.
Those traitors might have been able to outsmart you once...

"Stop, or be-"



...but you've yet to see them outsmart a plasma bolt.

Your progress shall go unimpeded



Wait, Glox! The elevator isn't working. Those commandos must have known all along.

[King_of_the_weasels]

TQ-02 should be ordered to prove his worth and fix the gosh dern elevator.

[Phantom of The Library]

TQ-02 should be ordered to prove his worth and fix the gosh dern elevator.

This.

[rarborman]

Calmly and with commanding overtones, and threateing undertones...
Like, "You will fix this elevator, or I'll rip off your other arm and beat you silly with it; and maybe make me a new circlet while your at it, since I'm going to blame you for it not being on my personage, tubescum."

[Siquo]

Funny, the guards were probably being helpful.

Get that onearmed freak to fix the elevator, pronto!
Or look for the inevitable staircase.

[Rexfelum]

TQ-02 should be ordered to prove his worth and fix the gosh dern elevator.

This.

Well, yes.  And take this opportunity to realize, deep down, that you appreciate the little people who've brought you so far.  But first:

Wait, Glox! The elevator isn't working. Those commandos must have known all along.

Either ask that commando underfoot for more information, or at least be sure of the commando's dead/alive status.

Alright, assessment time.  Where do we stand now . . .

Spoiler: First map (click to show/hide)

You are currently located at the red circle in a maintenance room that likely controls
the upkeep and operation of the ship's inherent heavy machinery.

Your ultimate goal is to get to the flight deck with the green arrow pointing to it.

If your memory serves, large security platforms monitor key areas from where the black dots are.
They spend most of their time in surveillance, so if you can sneak past them there shouldn't be much of a problem.

You reside at the location of the orange arrow. That's where you spend most of your time anyway.
Your non-rostered and unmaterializable possessions are located there beyond a door that only you can unlock.

Oh, and:

When you left there were 96 crewmembers there are probably 89 now

Bwee hee hee that number is lower now.

Spoiler: Second step in map-progressing (click to show/hide)

You're at the door between the hallway that leads to the atrium.
and the hallway that leads to the elevator that I just glossed over with a gif.
The atrium is a rather large central area where most of the air in the ship is filtered.
There are nice looking plants there and an artificial sky.
It is a popular spot for staff to take breaks in between ten hour shifts.
There is an elevator there not far from the entrance that leads up to the level on which Alpha Rauthaz's domicile is located.
This will likely be the hardest part of the trip to the room unless I get some evil ideas between now and then which I might already have.

So by now we're closer (i.e., actually in the atrium), but even this elevator is a distance from our target.  When planning, keep in mind that there is another equal corridor distance between the top of the elevator and the sweet, sweet psiotonin.  We cannot leave anyone alive behind us with a gun (or even leave guns behind for someone to pick up), else we will be shot while running.  Also, "Evil ideas which Robocorn might already have."

--Rexfelum

[Hubris Incalculable]

Bump for great justice.

[King_of_the_weasels]

He's updated his Amxu thing recently so it's not like he's dead.

[Robocorn]

You really don't have time for all for this Prang Chuzz. You need commandos dead
and elevators working. If the mechanic knows what's good for him he'll fix the
dang lift before you fix him.



Damn straight, This better not be an oven either. You're way too close to
your destination to stop now. Two levels on the lift then a hallway until you're
at full power.



And what a hallway it is.

Sorry everybody, I wish I could have said i was doing something cool like playing the new DF, but really I've just been super busy.
You'll never get that Wednesday back