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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[peglegpengeuin]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

[TolyK]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

This.

EDIT: Wheee 125 zemblax

[Andux]

Remain calm. Answer all questions truthfully to the best of your ability. Explain your situation as rationally as possible, and hope the gloxing AI is smart enough to properly check your story before it turns your brains into Smiley Happy Fun Pudding.

[peglegpengeuin]

Remain calm. Answer all questions truthfully to the best of your ability. Explain your situation as rationally as possible, and hope the gloxing AI is smart enough to properly check your story before it turns your brains into Smiley Happy Fun Pudding.

If I had any faith in this game's droids or AIs I might agree with you. Also, no way in hell can TQ-04 remain calm under the stress of having his brain reprogrammed. I see your plan going something like this:

"Thank you, TQ-04. You have nothing to fear if you are truly sane and this is all an impossibly unlikely coincidence, but remember that all our expert droids agree that you are crazy and everything you have been raving like a maniac about is just a silly delusion of your obviously sick mind. Keeping that in mind, you poor nutcase, you must agree that you will act insane again in the future, yes? That is the second question." "No I won't... I mean yes... I mean... I'm not cra..." -AI interrupts with next question.

Then again, I don't see my own plan going any better. Just slightly more hilariously. TQ-04 is in a no win scenario. Though I wonder... what would happen if we simply didn't answer? The AI probably already has a way to deal with sectoids that don't answer, though, considering how many sectoids it treats.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Clearly, RUM stands for Random Unformatted Memory, and TQ-03 should clear that up as soon as she becomes less comatose.

But for now, the Alt Text tells me our thoughts are this AI's. If we lie to it, it will know, since it can "compare your perceptions of events
with the raw data recorded in your brain"...

Dunno if I like the sound of that "higher truth value", tho'. Sounds like the usual governmental doublespeak for "official truth/cover story" to me. Ask the AI what the higher truth value is, and if it's something like that, couch your answers in terms that support that while still conforming to our memory - we want the program to find our testimony to be both truthful to us and conforming to the accepted "higher truth" so it won't find anything worth brainwiping us over.

Remember folks: The Computer is your friend, and would never do anything to harm you. Not believing this will make you unhappy, and unhappiness is treason. Only commie mutant terrorists are treasonous. You're not a commie mutant terrorist, are you? I don't see any eyelashes on TQ-04, so the answer is obviously no.

[Rumrusher]

So can I get the detail explanation on the difference between a Sectoid and Gabronian and are Gabronies made or born(I guess it's like taking some fruit and tossing it into a pool and the water from the pool)?
going by how 5/6(now don't know if we can add another 3 slots and choose who to play as wisely.) of the playable cast are clones
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[Evergod41]

General Zlarx, Admiral of the boreonian space-pirate army.

[BunnyBob77]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

This.

[Qloos]

This picture reminds me of something.

Spoiler: This picture. (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJlPr2KHSFo

[Geen]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

This.

EDIT: Wheee 125 zemblax

Hell yes. Do eet. And then Sectoid-rickroll the AI.

So can I get the detail explanation on the difference between a Sectoid and Gabronian and are Gabronies made or born -snip-

Holy crap. My little Sectoids: Xcom is magic

[Rexfelum]

Dunno if I like the sound of that "higher truth value", tho'. Sounds like the usual governmental doublespeak for "official truth/cover story" to me. Ask the AI what the higher truth value is, and if it's something like that, couch your answers in terms that support that while still conforming to our memory - we want the program to find our testimony to be both truthful to us and conforming to the accepted "higher truth" so it won't find anything worth brainwiping us over.

However awesome that might be, the phrase is just a reference to how they trust physical evidence more than memories or testimony.  As in, "truth value" = "closeness to the truth."

In this case, we're still in big trouble.  They'd presume that their physical data of "Nope, no monstrosities here" is more reliable than the memories actually recorded in our brain.  If we respond calmly, then for sure we'd corroborate what our memories say . . . but they "know" that our memories are wrong!

And I don't like that freak-smiley.  I support freaking out the freak-smiley using the "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix" strategy.  It won't work, because . . .

The AI probably already has a way to deal with sectoids that don't answer, though, considering how many sectoids it treats.

. . . and we can expect that simple parroting has happened before, but it would be funny.

Also . . . acts?  Versus chapters?  Robocorn, are you implying that you're organized?

--Rexfelum

[Rumrusher]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

This.

EDIT: Wheee 125 zemblax

Hell yes. Do eet. And then Sectoid-rickroll the AI.

So can I get the detail explanation on the difference between a Sectoid and Gabronian and are Gabronies made or born -snip-

Holy crap. My little Gabrony: Friendship is Psy-powers

fixed
A Show about only Gabronian clones and humans that hunt them down some how have magic.
oh well could TQ-04 write a series of codes that the ai will to read(due to reading his thoughts) and hack the mainframe from the inside to take control of all droids on the station.
though this means we might need to do a BS check on if TQ-04 is skilled enough(having to hang out with TQ-03 has to rub off tons of knowledge of coding) to think in code so well that the AI will accidentally run a command through reading his mind and that this code bypass any countermeasures previous attempts had been made(like there was)
which means Robocorn is fine with TQ-04 crack the reprogramming and being able to control a large army of droids to do his bidding which is to stop the large growing Yogurt monster that was his former boss.


or

It reads the memory of stabbing his fellow coworker with OROboros turning him into a large yogurt monster that's coming this way.

[Roboboy33]

Just punch the blue thing and get this over with.

[Powder Miner]

Respond "I am the AI responsible for performing your bugfix."

This.

EDIT: Wheee 125 zemblax

I really must concur...
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XD

[Siquo]

That blue thing has Angel in it. And a bit of Tock. Careful now...