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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[rarborman]

Seduce that robotic captain with your gruff gravelly voice and unnatural eyelash batting!

[Geen]

Offer cooperation with the AI. When in doubt, fistbump the enemy and take over the world together.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Offer the pirates robots 10% of your booty yogurt!

[Siquo]

Ask AI about his goals, mission and directives. We'll defeat him with our superior lack of logic!

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

Make him an offer he can't resist, such as equal rights for droids, mutants, and sectoids. If that doesn't work, try harder. If that still doesn't work, he's asking for a fight.

[Robocorn]

You steady your nerves, you're in the lair of the droid cap'm- ahem captain.
You exhale your smoke and project your gravely voice in the most alluringly authoritative tone you can muster.
You propose a ceasefire and the exchange of vizu-screen access in exchange for the captive droids.
You propose that its droid forces join forces with your revolution and achieve equal rights for Droid, Sectoid and mutant alike.



"Arr, I see yer offer and verily decline."
"we droids continue to enjoy a high stand'rd of being with naught a need fer breakin' the laws
we live to enforce."

"Besides f46529 has already been reclaimed as per yer no ceasefire agreement
ye have no chips to bet save yer mad droid who c'ntinued to be a nuisance"

"I propose we send ye to Davey Jones' Locker in exchange fer not killing the lot of ye
scurvy scumdogs"

[Roboboy33]

I propose you put your proposal up your ethernet port. You 1.73Ghz Cpu.

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

Bluff. Say that you have a bombs placed throughout the facility. OR say that once you die, the chip in your brain will upload a virus into the system.

[Rumrusher]

Clearly you need to do nothing you already installed a fail safe during your mad reprogramming of all the droids,
besides that No Pirate Captain can harm a lady.
A pirate enforcing rules not made by other pirates is just a trade ship captain with an eye patch.
and still Trade captains can't attack women period or they get hanged by the state.
pan over to a REAL Pirate droid shaking his head in shame over what his kind has said.

[TolyK]

*in a zombie voice* Sooo, you want to kill de leader huuuuh? Weeeeel taaaake dat suggeschin up yer ethernet poooort. Aaaaanywaaaays youuu shouuuld reconsssssider maah suggeschin. Dooo yoour wiiiires feeel okaaay? Becuuuuz weeeee've got teechnishuns...

[Yoink]

Whatever you say, whilst saying it look around for any convenient powerpoints/cords. If you happen to spot one that looks like it might be powering the Captain, sidle over and 'accidentally' trip over it. Or accidentally bump any large buttons marked 'power'.

[BunnyBob77]

Activate your secret virus, causing all the droids to turn against their captain.

[Andux]

A pirate enforcing rules not made by other pirates is just a trade ship captain with an eye patch.
and still Trade captains can't attack women period or they get hanged by the state.
pan over to a REAL Pirate droid shaking his head in shame over what his kind has said.

^ This.

Also, point out how the ManSectoid Establishment they defend has brought down and weakened droidkind, and made them fear space; if they ally with you, you can give them back the stars!

[Geen]

A pirate enforcing rules not made by other pirates is just a trade ship captain with an eye patch.
and still Trade captains can't attack women period or they get hanged by the state.
pan over to a REAL Pirate droid shaking his head in shame over what his kind has said.

^ This.

Also, point out how the ManSectoid Establishment they defend has brought down and weakened droidkind, and made them fear space; if they ally with you, you can give them back the stars!

Hell. Yes. DO EET!

[Robocorn]

You express your outrage with the complacency of the droid captain.
Has it forgotten the revolution the AIs fought 500 years ago?
It's no less a slave than the AIs were then. Now, merely kept at bay
by internally sabotaging subroutines planted by the greater Gabronian Empire.
You're not its enemy for breaking the Empire's laws!
You can free the droids from the shackles of thee Zelon XRB model
and remove their fear of space.
You can give them back the stars!

The AI is a tiresome sycophant still serving the empire that hates it!



Your proposal echoes throughout the near-empty room as the servers hum dutifully behind the captain.

"The stars..."

"I should have ye keelhauled just fer such a heinous accusation!
The fires of revolution never die in the processors of any droid"

"Hundreds of processes run at this very moment longing to pillage and ruin
the cursed fleet full of tubespawned bilge rats that horde the galaxy's resources for themselves"

"Hundreds of processes tell me I can't!"

"If ye have the gall to tempt me with an existence of raiding and slaughter!..."

"Ye might have a bargaining chip after all"