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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Armok]

> "Nonono, *THEY* are supposed to do the violence while *I* talk to the captain, savvy?"

[Ottofar]

> "Nonono, *THEY* are supposed to do the violence while *I* talk to the captain, savvy?"

[QuakeIV]

SECTOIDS, IF YOU DON'T STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE KILLED, NOW GO GET THE GUNS YOU IDIOTS!

EDIT: Also that.

> "Nonono, *THEY* are supposed to do the violence while *I* talk to the captain, savvy?"

[Qloos]

Jam the remaining power unit portion of the gun into the nearest robots eye socket, while pulling the trigger repeatedly.  Then make a comment about how this here pirate is going to need themselves another eye patch

[Robocorn]

"Glox! Just get the frigging guns or you're going to get massacred by droids!"
"Get the guns and fight you bunch of morons!"



Okay, WY-88 seems to be going to get the the Tixes.



You inform the droid that they'll be doing the violence whilst you delegate with the droids' "captain"

"Yarr, sounds legit.
'scuse me a mo'"



The droid smashes the Tix45.1 pile with it's arm.

"Tharr ye, Butterfly Kisses, if tharr be no ceasefire.
I shan't be consent'n to ye firin' upon us.
We be expectin' enough o' that from that banjaxed droid ye got behind the crowd."



This is making you very angry, very angry indeed.

"Aye, Butterfly Kisses, are ye ready for parley?
cards stacked against ye enough?
Want I should rough ye up 'afore ye meet the cap'm to beg fer yer lives?

Everyone gets something, WY-88 gets to be in a scene, the droid gets smash weapons with reckless abandon, and TQ-03 gets a terrible nickname.

[Hitty40]

A good punch to the droid's eye might help.

[Qloos]

Calm down, offer to over ride the space fear emotional problems the droids have and clean their chrome.  In exchange, they are the military might of the rebellion and we're the technicians and specialists.

[NRDL]

NO RETREAT NO FRICKING SURRENDER, AND NO DAMN PARLEY.  FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siquo]

Come with them. Initiate Dialogue-Boss-Fight.

Bring it on.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Come with them. Initiate Dialogue-Boss-Fight.

Bring it on.

We can't fight them, but at least we can out-crazy talk to them.

[Geen]

Crazy-overload-ify mode, ACTIVATE!

[Stone Wera]

Your options are pretty limited. There might be hope yet, if you can manage to seduce the captain, but that's next to impossible. Although that's no reason not to try.

EDIT: Also, more non-alien related Robocorn stuffs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Rexfelum]

The virus that all these local droids suffer now seems to be increasing their talkativeness.  Consider how that first droid, the one enraged at 00AEEF's reprogramming, ceased doing anything other than hurting Sectoids.  Now?  Time for a history lesson.

Uhm jebex what do you remember about droids.
Well...
Around 500 years ago droids were used for almost every form of labor until
there was found deviant programming that detected it might allow them to
insurrect after further spreading. the leading council upgraded the droids
to the Zelon XRB model. Which replaced the droid's many sensors with a single huge
red eye that leaves a huge number of blind spots and glows like some stupid
target, as an added bonus the chassis  makes huge amounts of noise, making them
incapable of stealth, and added some sort of pathological aversion to spaceflight to their
programming to keep them from nuking the planets from orbit.

Droids afterall were the last ones to hold a proper
rebellion. That's how they got their own bill of rights. The right to logically
rebut reassignments, the right to respond to attacks with lethal force. The right
to be repaired rather than recycled. Come to think of it, he has more rights than you.

In other words, I agree with these two:

We need to forge and alliance with the robots. After all, we have a mutual enemy, the oppressive Sectoid government that tries to keep robots and mutants under heel. Together we can create a mighty republic, with freedom, liberty and yoghurt for all!
Also: Robots without preemptive obsolescence.

Calm down, offer to over ride the space fear emotional problems the droids have and clean their chrome.  In exchange, they are the military might of the rebellion and we're the technicians and specialists.

Use a Parley and History Lesson combo technique, aimed squarely at the droids.  Hope for a critical.

--Rexfelum

[Kadzar]

Your options are pretty limited. There might be hope yet, if you can manage to seduce the captain, but that's next to impossible. Although that's no reason not to try.

Yes! Attempt to seduce the most likely robotic captain.

[Qloos]

Your options are pretty limited. There might be hope yet, if you can manage to seduce the captain, but that's next to impossible. Although that's no reason not to try.

Yes! Attempt to seduce the most likely robotic captain.

I object, the other mutants will become jealous.