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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Siquo]

Damnit, of course he has no knowledge of any form of procreation that doesn't involve test-tubes.

[Armok]

> Are your new limbs uncontroled, or merely to weak? A different arrangement focussed only on proposition with many small legs might work.

[Rumrusher]

build a mech suit for your god

also dwarftron reproduction.

[Heliman]

He had the ability to make things with his mind in this world, didn't he?
Lets try making arms with your mind again. maybe out of salt?

[QuakeIV]

Carry me about, my minions!

[Rexfelum]

Spoiler: Voltron . . . yes . . . (click to show/hide)

. . . and I have now inserted three needless geek references into the comic itself!  Go me!

Of course, I'm really 3 for 5 now.  SHODAN from System Shock just doesn't seem to be showing up, and the Ghost Whale from Bubble Bobble is past its time (ba-dum ching).

Examine surroundings, including the source of blue light.

--Rexfelum

[AntiAntiMatter]

Clone the bugs until you have enough for functional limbs.

[Rumrusher]

Spoiler: Voltron . . . yes . . . (click to show/hide)

. . . and I have now inserted three needless geek references into the comic itself!  Go me!

Of course, I'm really 3 for 5 now.  SHODAN from System Shock just doesn't seem to be showing up, and the Ghost Whale from Bubble Bobble is past its time (ba-dum ching).

Examine surroundings, including the source of blue light.

--Rexfelum

You mean having a droid made for military purposes gain conscience end the sectoid race save for 6 sectoids to torture 5 and they all reliving their final days as a cruel joke?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ALLLPPPPPPHHHHAAAAAaAAaaaaa!
YOu the pristine princess of a under ground world had a real talent in murder, in backstabbery kinda like me. Shame that you threw it all away for reclaiming a once dead thrown now, now, look at you for ever stuck with the only two followers.

TEEEEEaaa KEEEEwwww Dash Zzzzzeeerrrooo phhhhhhhhhoooarrrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhh
You was the great Culler of Mutant Freaks at the time, killed more than I could ever had would killed more until I step in. Oh, Oh, there where few you had the hearts for, those who where opposite of your gender who snatch your heart and have it battle your mind. For you I took the liberty to remove both and have them fight in front of you for all eternity.

 TEEEEEaaa KEEEEEEeeeewww Dash ZEEEEErrrRRROOOO WWuuuhhhhuuuuuunnnn

The supposed fighter pilot had you ever flue anything that wasn't virtual? You ace those games of yours but never felt the experience of battle for real, never felt the cold sweat of fear when a engine blown.
Good news for you I set up a special chamber for you now you can finally experience what you wanted. The Feel of being a pilot!

 TEEEEEaaa KEEEEEEeeeewww Dash ZEEEEErrrRRROOOO TwwwaaaahhhhouuuuuUUU

your love of roboticism draws close to my heart. TQ-02, If I had one. Though you would have broken me down and gave me one. Like wise I design a your cell to match what you done in your life.
Say do you like my Armor made of your skin sinew and bone? I also have a oven made from your digestive systems you wanna bite? Well I guess not due to being a brain and nervous system reshaped into a gun. good thing I left you your eyes or how on this planet you could see your friend's dream come true?

 TEEEEEaaa KEEEEEEeeeewww Dash ZEEEEErrrRRROOOO THHHHHHHHUUuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee....

Unlike 02 You a rebel with out a cause, well one with out a good one. Been sent down to the mutant camps be your beloved friend who loves you and your freakish features.
I keep you alive not for your ties to TQ-04. No, no, you're removing the will of my kind. You raped my fellow brethren pin him down and remove his free will, left his Spark trapped to for ever follow you like a train puppy with a lobotomy which is why I left you in tactic except for one long cable connected to your brain to a small heavy box holding your mind.

[Powder Miner]

*TQ-02 is not amused and shoots robot immediately to death with Leeane*

[Stone Wera]

Bug limbs? You're a god, make your limbs out of diamond encrusted Lamborghinis. Then teach the tiny creatures proper grammar and inquire about any enemies of the tiny creatures, they expect you to lead them to a golden age, don't disappoint. Oh, and ask them what they are, exactly.

[Rexfelum]

teach the tiny creatures proper grammar

Everything TQ-666 has attempted so far has somehow resulted in his suffering.  Extra limbs?  Not so good.  Great shining eye in the sky?  Somewhat on fire.  The salt, admittedly, didn't hurt him very much, but it did totally kick us out to the character roster.

So now I'm trying to imagine how proper grammar will be twisted around to hurt us.  I support this idea out of grim fascination.

--Rexfelum

[Rumrusher]

*TQ-02 is not amused and shoots robot immediately to death with Leeane*

You are now TQ-02

Leeyanne is not with you nor your limbs you can only feel the throat which forms the nozzle, the chamber which holds your mind, and the trigger which all formed from your nervous system. G.O.D. turn you into a gun that fires unborn mutant sectoids that would hit G.O.D. hard frame. the babies would then fall to the abyss never to be seen again. this is extra torture to TQ-04 and TQ-03 for what they stand for and pleases G.O.D.

[Andux]

So now I'm trying to imagine how proper grammar will be twisted around to hurt us.

My own prediction:
Bug-men speaking in haiku;
Wacky fun ensues.

Seems harmless enough.
By all means, proceed, good sir.
What could possibly-

[Heliman]

Construct arms from salt
A most daring endeavor
but still worth the time

Fixed so the king of tears may understand.

[Robocorn]

A bluish aura
You regard it with comfort
As it is your own.

"Lame One Lame One power drop toward"
"Lame one dream seeker come"

Yet again they chant
What could they be asking for?
So inconvenient.



You will teach them words.
They will learn proper grammar
no more babbling



You greet them again.
They seem a bit more cogent.
What are the bugs called.

"We are ebonlings
Planescions in your service.
We serve the Lame One."

"We require your strength
To cleanse the world in blue fire
And sow seeds of salt."

"Our society
writhing in hedonism
burn the heretics"

"Lend us your power
We'll crush unbelievers
No one will survive"

This is less ideal
You preferred "power drop" chants
never mind their plans

You need some new arms.
Maybe you can use the salt
That sounds like a plan



You focus your mind
engage in conjuration
manifest your arms.



Bulky arms of salt
Rigid and unusable
Crystal doesn't bend

According to my count that was image 985, I'm sure Rex's is approaching 1000 but I'm far too lazy to keep track of that ad I don't feel like counting all those awful beginning ones multiple times.

I thought my tablet was breaking but then I replaced the nub I'd been using for two years and it worked fine.