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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Rumrusher]

C.H.A.D.'s Lullaby work best with this.

Some yogurty monstrosity has emerged from TQ-42's dormitorium.
In a cross between a gargle and a screech it calls your name.

Also, I updated my guide thingy.  I wouldn't call that particularly noteworthy at this time, except that by my count we are up to 965 images (including repeat images and the destruction of massive regions of the world in the name of yogurt) in the story.  The epic 1000th image whatsit looms on the horizon, however the measure.  That's when we get an FMV, right?

--Rexfelum

I've oft wanted to add FMVs (flashes I'm not really into puppets) but on all the epic sounding numbers of pages boring crap was going on, story building boring crap that establishes stuff or tells a joke, but boring crap for a video nonetheless. We can only hope something interesting is set to happen around page 1000. And then give me like 4 days to make it because I have classes and stuff.

I'd better hear some fan names for this monster.

S.h.a.d.Yort 

[Taricus]

Anyone who quoted me may want to edit their posts, I made a mistake with sectoid names, It's supposed to be ZC-04 we're taking for termination.

[noah22223]

Anyone who quoted me may want to edit their posts, I made a mistake with sectoid names, It's supposed to be TQ-42 we're taking for termination.

Fix'd

[Taricus]

Nono, we ain't going back near that yogurt horror without any heavy weaponry.

[noah22223]

Is just YOGURT!
We could EAT IT ALL!

[Taricus]

Cosmic horror yogurt. Not to mention it's been on the floor...

[Cerol Lenslens]

Aaaah! Yogurt-Sothoth has come!

Clearly some sort of colonial organism composed of active yogurt cultures. Hose him down with Penicillin from the closest med-lab!

Or y'know, since apparently you haven't committed murder after all, you can call the droids and report TQ-42/Yoggurth/Yogurt-Sothoth as an unsettling mutant.

[Siquo]

No, it's still Dunwich, the son of yogsothoth, brother of the mutant.

But how and if it was defeated, I can't remember...

[Hubris Incalculable]

Plot change!

Become TQ-666

>Awake, for it has awoken.

For your enemy has arisen. SALT FOR THE SALT GOD!

TEARS FOR THE TEAR THRONE

Err... Liquid thrones wouldn't work so well, would they? I guess the order is wrong.

TEARS FOR THE TEAR GOD! SALT FOR THE SALT THONE!

[QuakeIV]

Spoiler: The Thing (click to show/hide)

More on track:

GET THE DAMN SECURITY DROIDS!

[USEC_OFFICER]

GET THE DAMN SECURITY DROIDS!

What else can we do to fight it?

(Well, let's give the droids a whack at it first, right?)

[QuakeIV]

I think id enjoy the results of droids fighting that blob no matter what the results.

[Rumrusher]

Plot change!

Become TQ-666

>Awake, for it has awoken.

For your enemy has arisen. SALT FOR THE SALT GOD!

TEARS FOR THE TEAR THRONE

Err... Liquid thrones wouldn't work so well, would they? I guess the order is wrong.

TEARS FOR THE TEAR GOD! SALT FOR THE SALT THONE!

TQ-666 new name is Tearmok the Salt god.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Alert the authorities to this monstrosity so that they can destroy it and/or get yourself the most overpowered heavy weaponry you can find and kill it yourself.

[Rexfelum]

No, it's still Dunwich, the son of yogsothoth, brother of the mutant.

But how and if it was defeated, I can't remember...

We would need to perform some sort of ritual.  Preferably from a high location.  Getting our hands on the Necronomicon couldn't hurt, too.  (Wow, that last sentence is about the exact opposite of how those stories go.)

--Rexfelum