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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Siquo]

>Get wench, THEN hit it in the eye

Yes! Get ye a wench!

[Johnfalcon99977]

Update?

[Robocorn]

Update?

Just woke up bro. Firing u.p the photoshops now




That was dumb, what made you think you could punch through a lens?
Well at least you're relatively unharmed. Just a bit bruised.

Hey! Is that one of those anachronistic constructor tools that TQ-02 uses?



Hmm,

But how will you get the droid's attention so you can get a shot at that eye with your wrench

hmm wrench.



You do your best impression of a seductive wench from ye olde ancient times
You have no idea if it's a good impression or not considering
you've never really been in touch with your feminine side.
You've never been in touch with your masculine side either,
so you guess it kind of balances out.

"Hey Big Boy how about I lube up those joints?"



Huh?



Bullseye



Hostile Sectoid in Sector Z-002
Requesting backup
Optical sensors deactivated
engaging tactile detection.

None of that sounded good.

Now what?

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Grab TQ-02 and run to the docking bay!

[eerr]

Begin handing random object to each of the droid's arms.

[Darvi]

>Hand the android something squishy. Hope that it mistakes it for you.

[Robocorn]

This is your chance.











Hurk



You've freed TQ-02 from his dented tool cupboard.
He seems happy to see you and tries to tell you some story about
how he made a suit of armor to go with his force field helmet
and it wound up immobilizing him.

Needless to say there's no way you're going to get him by the
droid in that stupid armor.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Have him take off the armor and run like hell.

[Siquo]

> TQ02: Instead, tell him to just switch on the "on" button of the power armor that you so conveniently placed in the small of your back where you can't reach it...

[Armok]

> TQ02: Instead, tell him to just switch on the "on" button of the power armor that you so conveniently placed in the small of your back where you can't reach it...

THIS!

[Furtuka]

TQ 02 Ask for TQ 01 to wipe all the dried tears from earlier off your face with a washcloth. They're very uncomfortable.

[Phantom]

And now back to TQ 07's smoldering corpse.

[Johnfalcon99977]

And now back to TQ 07's smoldering corpse.

This.

> TQ02: Instead, tell him to just switch on the "on" button of the power armor that you so conveniently placed in the small of your back where you can't reach it...

This also.

[Rumrusher]

TQ-01 check your stats for if you increase in your Feminine levels (best for if the off chance of going into the Feminine's room any time of the game.)TQ-02 check also.

[Robocorn]

you remember to check your feminine levels



they don't seem to have increased by much
You guess you'll still have to be referred to by male pronouns
for the convenience of those who refer to you.

TQ-02 wants to tell you something



What's that TQ-02, you made a critical mistake in construction and weren't
able to turn your armor on? There's a knob on the back that you can't reach.
Well, that sounds like something TQ-02 would do.



what do you know, there is something there.



You twist the knob

might as well see if anything happens.



Huh?

One More time Tubespawner!!

Now for something completely different



An administrative pyramid damaged.



A brand new Medium scout expensively destroyed beyond repair.



A beloved world leader crushed dead before his time.



The shadowy cabal is not pleased, not pleased at all.



You are Alpha Rauthaz,
Secret De Facto leader of the Homestar System.

Soon to be former Secret-de-facto-leader of the homestar system.