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[Dsarker]

That's what I was thinking. We need a fake email so that they won't know who it is, though...hmmmm...

[TheBronzePickle]

If we get it onto EqD, there's probably going to be people constantly reading it. We're probably going to have to make a separate document to write the gorn fic, then someone quickly copy-paste the whole thing over and catch everyone unawares.

PS: Pegasi wings are likely extremely sensitive since they're supposedly the pegasi's magical interface with their environment, meaning lots and lots of nerves. Pouring tar over it then plucking feathers would probably be hellish for the victim.

[Dsarker]

That's a good idea. How long will we let it be cute?

[Bohandas]

You'll like this nice story. It's a bit long, but you'll love the ending!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1td5r9BGGA7l2-rnlFTnVrJN2NdZclcVWUMoCqaSujnM/mobilebasic?pli=1&hl=en_GB

You see, you posted that. That immediately made me go into enjoy-gorn mode :p
I went in there expecting cupcakes, and I got my damn cupcakes. You should make a separate account just to catch me flat-footed once or twice :p

Now, with that out of the way...
What the fuck?

Yeah, really. I mean the story really IS is basically the same story as Cupcakes except that instead of cupcakes it has rainbows.

[Crazy Cow]

Well, we could make a fake account named "Bay12" or something similar, but no need to hide the fact that we're the guys doing it :p
And exactly what I was thinking. Once it gets on EqD, we replace our Google Docs/Fanfiction.net cute story with the gorn fic with no hints at all  that we did anything.
I'm doing this alone if nobody else is in; this is just going to be too awesome :p

And I'm thinking a day or so. Enough time for people to notice it, but not soon enough that everyone who would read it would have already done so.
Any ideas about the theme for the cute/gorn fiction? I'm thinking that we shouldn't use Pinkie as our antagonist, we don't want to be remembered as "that other Cupcakes thing."

Alright, damnit! Stop posting before me, people! I'm typing! D:<

[Bauglir]

... I didn't say it was a good turn, guys.

Feh, maybe I'm a bit too "Stop Having Fun" about it, but some of the pictures seem like they might be a step too far for this forum. I'll admit, I'm slightly impressed that Zombiedash seems to have more or less correct horse skull anatomy, though. Enough to recognize at a glance "Oh this was clearly a horse".

And don't bother with a fake identity for trolling EqD if you're going to be openly discussing it here, there's not much point.

[Dsarker]

I meant that so as to avoid our following stories being ignored because of this trolling. Let's go with the Bay12 name.

[Crazy Cow]

Exactly. Don't hide that it was Bay12 that did it :p

[TheBronzePickle]

Pinkie's going to be one of the victims. She's not even going to be physically tortured, we're going to mind rape her.

Maybe the torturers should be self-inserts? It's not something I've heard of being done before, so I think it would at least be original.

[Dsarker]

Yes! Great idea!

Hmmm. When shall we orchestrate our plot?

[TheBronzePickle]

I've got a big break between classes every Thursday, and my school doesn't have classes on Fridays. I'm also generally available after 3:20 every weekday. I'm often busy on weekends, though.

[Dsarker]

Let's do it in a week. Cute story first. How long should we aim for it to be?

[Crazy Cow]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Crazy smiled, a grin that was far out of place in the gruesome scene. It wasn't even a crazy-looking one; this was the grin of somepony who had just seen a funny movie. He bit down, taking a chunk out of the yellow pegasus' wing. The shriek of pain made Crazy smile again, this time with blood trickling down his chin and yellow feathers sticking out of his teeth.
"Hush now, Fluttershy," he whispered. "You don't want to wake the animals, do you?"

Self-inserts it is. How does the weekend sound, though? On one hand, the new Luna episode. On the other hand, the weekend is when we are all most likely to have time to work on it.

EDIT:
Well, I'm available Friday most of the day, and a few hours on Monday and Wednesday. I can't make Tuesday/Thursday; I have school, then karate lessons.

[Bauglir]

I meant that you'll need to submit future stories under false names, actually, because the Bay12 one will be instantly traced back here and to the posts of the people responsible. Hell, I'll help them find the posts in question if it hasn't been done by the time I notice (if I ever do). Not really a fan of organized trolling of other communities, y'know?

[Dsarker]

Now, characters. For cute story, should we use OCs or, maybe, the mane 6?