Enolic's Journal: 28 ObsidianAnother day, another assignment to another fortress. The last one wasn't quite as cozy as I expected, what with the water freezing temperatures in some places and magma rivers elsewhere and skeletal batmen everywhere in between. Seeing all the death and decay around didn't help me either, along with the almost unbearable heat, I still wish I had brought my lucky silver drinking barrel. Something tells me this next assignment will be just as fun.
Over one more mountain, amidst the rising light of the next sunrise, I caught sight of a canyon ahead, I saw the what looked like an upside down face atop a large stone base.
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I buried my face into my palm.
"Here we go again."
Enolic's Journal: 1 GraniteAfter a brief meal, I made my way down the side of the hill, towards the huge statue. Clearly this was the work of either a egotistical maniac or a moron. Either way, it marked civilization, and no doubt was my destination.
The statue grew as I approached, its base just seemed black, with no markings or any hint of an entrance. On the other side, there was just a small inclination seeming to mark a ramp, but it didn't connect anywhere.
I had no choice but to either wait for find another way. I shouted, "Hello? Anyone around here?"
No response. I groaned.
But I heard stomping, the ground seemed to be shaking slightly, behind me, I could see giant, lumbering skeletal elephants, somewhat aggravated by the noise.
"Oh Armok..." I turned and started banging on the stone base, "Anyone! I could use help!"
"Quit making such a ruckus." I looked up to see a dwarf atop the base of the statue. I could still hear the elephants behind me, "What do you want?"
"What? I'd like to get INSIDE before I'm torn apart by elephants, that's what!"
"And you are?" The dwarf lazily responded
"DOCTOR ENOLIC UZOLIDEN, NOW IF YOU WOULD PLEASE-" I shouted, but the other dwarf turned and walked away, "WHAT? JUST LIKE THAT? I-"
'Just get inside' The dwarf walked to the side with the ramp-like inclination and laid a plank between it and the top of the statue base.
"Er, what kind of-" I heard the skeletal elephants nearing, "Ok! Ok! Coming!"
Enolic's Journal: 2 GraniteThe entire statue was built atop the entrance point for a shoddy encampment, complete with a population of 18 dwarves. The entire place was dirty, disorganized, and I had to sleep on the ground the previous night. The inhabitants didn't seem any more organized either, each of them off doing their own thing, one counting rocks, for some reason.
The previous day I had integrated myself in the dining room, any of them had been asking what a doctor was.
"What do you mean 'what's a doctor'? We've been employed in the dwarven workforce for decades!" I shouted
"Still dosen't ring a bell." A dwarf stated from his table
I twitched in annotance "We perform surgery on wounds, mend broken bones-"
"Still got no idea." The dwarf said, returning to his food
"Just ignore him." Another said.
I spent my time later following the militia commander, oddly named 'NobodyPro', around.
"So, is there any leader or such I should be talking to..?" I asked
The commander shrugged, "Closest one to leader around here is the Bloody Moron, who just counts rocks most of the time, half the time his orders aren't worth following"
I scratched my head "No plans to make a proper fortress?'"
The commander looked down the hallway "Well, we've sort of started on some groundwork to the north, but it's only partway done."
"And you've survived how long?" I asked, confused
"'bout a year." The commander scratched his beard
"A year?" I widened my eyes, astonished, "You survived, both in a hostile wasteland and in a, pardon me, DUMP of a fortress, and built a statue while you were at it?"
"Pretty much." The commander blandly stated
I buried my face into my palm again, it was like the last five fortresses I was at all over again, "You know what, this fortress needs better direction," I lifted my head up, "And here's how it's going to be done..."
Enolic's Journal: 12 GraniteConvincing the others wasn't simple, many just brushed me off, but at least the miners and mason listened.
The place needed to be revamped, and the half-done fortress design was the start of it. I had no idea what to do with what was dug out, but I decided to carve a similar floor below it, and make it into a grand dining room. Our farming area was also lacking, and decided to add on a section that would serve our farming and food needs for a long time. The miners, now happy with something to do, set off to work today, and hopefully it'll be done in a month's time.
Enolic's Journal: 23 GraniteToday I had to meet the 'Leader', apparently he was the only one aside from me who had any sort of dedication to manage the others.
I found him in the lower levels, near the magma sea, counting rocks. I approached, "Erm, I'm guessing you are MagmaMcFry?"
The Bloody Moron turned around, "Oh, hello" the dwarf raised his finger when facing me in apparent greeting, I scowled in return.
I buried my face into my palm, "Look, can you help me?" I raised my head up somewhat, "I need you to get whoever can shape rock to make at least 20 tables, thrones and statues as soon as possible. I'm busy directing the excavation of a dining room."
"Who are you again? I don't remember you." MagmaMcFry stood up
"Doctor Enolic, I recently arrived." I straightened my face, "And I presumed you were the leader here, what with the statue and all."
"Oh, my statue! Did you like it? I looked upside down once, so I had to tear it down in order to get it right." MagmaMcFry beamed in self-admiration
"Er, I've got to go, the miner's will need me to direct where to dig."
"Okay," MagmaMcFry turned around again, "If you see a tree on the surface, tell it I'm sorry about the cat incident a few days ago."
"Right..." I turned to the stairs.
Enolic's Journal: 12 SlateA group of migrants from the mountainhomes arrived, perhaps the largest one yet at 19 dwarves.
...Most of them threshers, potash makers and dyers. I swear there's a noble at home who's just trying to ruin my day, every day.
Enolic's Journal: 24 SlateThe new dwarves had been getting acquainted with the encampment for the past week, and I've been putting most of them to work preparing for the grand dining hall's opening.
Upon walking down the hall towards the site of construction, a dwarf pulled me aside, "Erm, excuse me, but have you seen my friend Nomal anywhere?"
"Dosen't quite ring a bell." I replied, "He's probably around somewhere. If you don't mind, I need to get to work."
Enolic's Journal: 26 SlateAnother dwarf pulled me aside today, this one the blacksmith named 'Valience'. I wsan't quite listening the whole way through his ranting, but it was something about unacceptable control of people.
"Ok, ok, look, what specifically is your problem here?" I interrupted his ravings.
"What's my problem? Some dwarf just took up my forge and isn't coming out!" Valience shouted
"Then move him out! If he's not behaving then just move him aside!" I asserted
"I tried, the door to it is locked and when I tried to stick my hand through a hole to open the door, the sod bit me!" Valience raised his hand to show a deep bite mark.
"Ergh, alright, I'll help." I began to walk down the hallway
"Sir, the forge is this way." Valience stated impatiently
I twitched, "I just got turned around is all, this place is confusing."
Enolic's Journal: 27 SlateThe dwarf proved unresponsive, but inside the forge he sounded like he was hard at work, constantly whispering to himself incessantly while loudly banging metal against metal. I was convinced we should just leave him be for the time.
Enolic's Journal: 28 SlateStanding in the middle of one of the recently excavated farming areas, I looked about in awe as I pictured the place filled with food.
And again, I was interrupted, this time by the same dwarf that interrupted me four days ago.
"Doctor Enolic? You'll never believe this!" The dwarf spoke
"What, another leak? I thought I told the mechanics to get the irrigation-"
"No, my friend Nomal? It turns out he was the one who shut himself into the forge!" The dwarf happily replied
"Well great, your friend's a mental defect," I snapped back, "now if you'll-"
The dwarf interrupted again, "No, hang on, he's finished his work!"
"Oh, right, I've heard about these kinds of nutcases before," I buried my face into my palm, "All right, bring me to him, but if it's a pine amulet I SWEAR I'll gut him myself."
Upon approaching the forge once more, many dwarves appeared to be gathered, I could hear the commander 'NobodyPro' and another dwarf shouting.
"It's beautiful! I need that for the army! It would crush everything!"
"No! No! Just let me look at it for a bit longer..."
I parted the crowd of dwarves aside, to see NobodyPro and the dwarf 'Nomal' fighting over a...
"Holy Armok." I stood in awe.
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"You made this?! I can't believe it!" I struggled to pronounce my words, "What's that on it's side? It looks like an image of... Itself?"
The lead mace had an image of another lead mace, with another one in it, I almost felt dizzy looking at it, "Erm, don't look at it too long, sir, it's a paradox." Nomal stated, "By the way, I think it's called Zesasteb, well, at least taking from all the scribblings I made in my stupor."
"I definitely can imagine it smashing some bones," NobodyPro stated, "Now come on, give it here!"
Enolic's Journal: 17 FelsiteThings have been rather quiet, except for the 'dormitory', with so many dwarves, many of us are having to sleep on the floor. No longer, I've ordered the first floor of the fortress carved out for bedrooms. Hopefully it will compliment the dining hall below.
Enolic's Journal: 19 FelsiteI take the quiet comment back, Elves have arrived, and everyone's fretting around me, telling me to close the gates. Though by the time I approached the lever for the entrance bridge, the Elves were already in. Oh well, at least we could trade with the crafts I've had made.
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Later that day I made the fateful order to have a dwarf dig a channel aside the river to start the irrigation system for the farms.
"But, there are Elephants out there!" The dwarf objected
"Well, that's a risk you'll have to take then." I replied, "The farms are necessary."
"Can't you get MagmaMcFry to do it?!" The dwarf stammered
"He doesn't know how to use a pick, apparently, do we want to risk another incident with magma?" I asserted
"How can magma get up to the surface?!"
"Not taking any chances, get going."
Enolic's Journal: 28 FelsiteThe irrigation system was ready, and many dwarves gathered outside the farming rooms to prepare for it's first, and only use.
"Alright, back up everyone, there shouldn't be any leaks, but if there are, the exit is that way." Udrim, the mechanic directed.
I could hear banging from the other side of the door, "Erm, I think there's someone locked on the other side."
"Oh that's just MagmaMcFry, he'll be fine." I remained silent as the mechanic reached towards the lever that would partially flood the farm chambers, "Right, three, two, one, GO!" The mechanic flipped the lever.
Nothing happened, the room was silent aside from the Bloody Moron's bashing on the door.
"Ugh," the mechanic took out a small gear from his beard and looked inside the lever's base, "There." The mechanic placed the gear inside and stood again, "Three... Sod it." He flipped the lever again, and a rushing sound was heard, the mechanic flipped the lever again, the rushing stopped, "Alright, it'll be a bit, we need to wait for it to dry out..."
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Well, things seem to be progressing well, just wait until the skeletal elephants start rolling in...