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[Darvi]

'stache powers don't help in this forum, as the Beginner's Mafia proved when I got nightkilled  x3

[Weirdsound]

My vote/prediction goes to Axe Cop. Of course I know next to nothing about Artyom or the Metro universe, so there could be some sort of deciding factor that I am missing.

The Metro universe, which this battlefield is a part of, is home to Ghosts, (Of the dead, which are fatal to touch and only visible when using a flashlight.) Anomalies, (Weird floating ball lightning type things, fatally zap anything moving around them) and Mutants. (Various nasties, Axe Cop could probably take them.)

http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_25/ - Magical Danger Antenna ftw!
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_22/ - Sun Picking up gloves with built in lasers
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_50/ - An axe that can turn into any type of gun
http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_27/ - And of course the greatest ranged weapon of all time...

I'm going to say that Axe Cop does not retain his aquired blood powers in this battle. (He can use blood found in this battle, but previous to this he has no blood powers.)
He never actually got the Sun Picking Up Gloves, that was what he said he would do if that situation happened.
The Any-Gun Axe seems a little overpowered for this particular battle, but if anyone else agrees to it, I'll let it in.
The Green Banana Gun is fine. But I should warn you, it is only good at killing Japanese ninjas!

The point is that it is reasonable to assume Axe Cop is carrying and knows how to use some sort of ranged weapon. Artyom is in just as much danger of being shot as Axe Cop is. I have no problem admitting that what gets shot out of those guns is completely up to the balancer.

Axe Cop also has moustache powers (http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_32/), including a sticky dynamite gun. Axe Cop seems to have the advantage at both long and short range.

Axe Cop only uses his 'stash weapons against 'bosses'. The fight would have to be long and dificult before Axecop whips the 'stash stash out. I don't think an encounter between two human beings with weapons will last long enough to be considered a boss battle.

[FuzzyZergling]

Anybody want to make a suggestion about what guns Artyom would use?

[Phantom]

They probably wouldn't work on Axe Cop.

The Bastard is what he starts with, but it has trouble killing anything.
Then there are the shotguns, which would probably kill a normal cop with no ballistic armor.
Magnums tend to be his sidearm.
The AK-74, and the Kalash 2012 are his end game weapons, so is the VSV.

[adwarf]

  

[Phantom]

 

Be productive and stop mocking me, douchebag. Because I am jack tired of all the stuff you are doing.

[HailFire]

I've only just discovered this thread, and have thus far only read the first page, so I can't quite contribute to it yet.

However- if Minsc (+Boo) and Axe Cop both make it to the finals, it will be possibly the greatest fight in the history of ever. I trust in you guys' ability to make this a thing that happens (sorry, Karkat).


Once this goes into it's second tournament, though, I've got several suggestions for entrants. 

[FuzzyZergling]

I've only just discovered this thread, and have thus far only read the first page, so I can't quite contribute to it yet.

However- if Minsc (+Boo) and Axe Cop both make it to the finals, it will be possibly the greatest fight in the history of ever. I trust in you guys' ability to make this a thing that happens (sorry, Karkat).


Once this goes into it's second tournament, though, I've got several suggestions for entrants. 

Minsc+Boo cannot happen, because the valiant miniature giant space hammer was crushed in battle.

We still need two more people for the next tournament, so suggest away!


I'll let this simmer for a while more before declaring the winner.

[Phantom]

Oh? Two more you say?
I submit Farseer Taldeer and Sebastian Yarrick.


In addition to that, I have no more faith in my combatants. Artyom is used to fighting other people like him and animals, not possibly Genetically Enhanced Cops. In this case, Artyom would treat Axe Cop as a simple person that managed to find an axe, and before he is able to realize it, he'll have some righteous steel embedded in his neck.

[Jack A T]

However- if Minsc (+Boo) and Axe Cop both make it to the finals, it will be possibly the greatest fight in the history of ever. I trust in you guys' ability to make this a thing that happens (sorry, Karkat).

Yes.  YES. YESSSSSSSS!

[Phantom]

Remember kids, Scar stepped on Boo for your sins. And Cake. Do not forget the cake. Oh and the cash.

[lemon10]

I've only just discovered this thread, and have thus far only read the first page, so I can't quite contribute to it yet.

However- if Minsc (+Boo) and Axe Cop both make it to the finals, it will be possibly the greatest fight in the history of ever. I trust in you guys' ability to make this a thing that happens (sorry, Karkat).


Once this goes into it's second tournament, though, I've got several suggestions for entrants. 

Minsc+Boo cannot happen, because the valiant miniature giant space hammer was crushed in battle.

Nah, minsc lives in a D&D world, he would have absolutely no problem getting boo resurrected (even without a priest in his party, he could go to a temple and get boo resurrected for extremely cheap).


And while i like axe-cop, i suspect that he will be curb stomped by the gigafortress.

Proposal for next match fuzzy: have two different brackets, one with super epic beings (eg. gigafortress) and people with allies (eg. kaine) or armies. The other should have more regular people (eg. same rules as the previous contest, no allies, human sized, no invunerability, stuff like that).

[Krath]

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I'll just leave this here.

[HailFire]

Throw in Alice Margatroid and Equius Zahhak for the next round.

ED: Read though the thread; how's the balancing going to work out for the next round? I know it scales (which I don't think some people here fully grasp), but some things like the Giga Fortress are a little hard to make reasonable.

If combatants are within reason, go with the above- if there's going to be things like giant battlestations, armies, and god-power-superhumans, I submit Aya Shameimaru and Utsuho Reiuji instead.

[lemon10]

Throw in Alice Margatroid and Equius Zahhak for the next round.

ED: Read though the thread; how's the balancing going to work out for the next round? I know it scales (which I don't think some people here fully grasp), but some things like the Giga Fortress are a little hard to make reasonable.

If combatants are within reason, go with the above- if there's going to be things like giant battlestations, armies, and god-power-superhumans, I submit Aya Shameimaru and Utsuho Reiuji instead.

I grasp the scaling, but its a little silly, when you have a charachter like a giga-fortress, no amount of scaling (short of not letting it in), would  let a regular person beat it. When on the other side he is against a random merchant, the merchant shouldn't suddenly get access to a massive army to kill it.
EDIT: it should just be a clear case of:giga-fortress wins, next fight now. (and same with sand-worm vs scar, which scar somehow won anyways).