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[Xanares]

How Lord Of The Rings should have ended:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrJdsN_-B0

This dwarf approves.

[KaguroDraven]

Thank the gods that wasn't a referance to the line from Clerks 2, which is where my thoughts went immediately upon reading the topic. Funny but I prefer the story the books had, no matter how amuseing that was.

[Xanares]

Of course :-) - still best alt ending I've ever seen hehehe.

[Tellemurius]

Thank the gods that wasn't a referance to the line from Clerks 2, which is where my thoughts went immediately upon reading the topic. Funny but I prefer the story the books had, no matter how amuseing that was.

Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie.
[walks a few steps, staring blankly]
Randal Graves: And here's the second movie.
[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?
[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]

[KaguroDraven]

Thank the gods that wasn't a referance to the line from Clerks 2, which is where my thoughts went immediately upon reading the topic. Funny but I prefer the story the books had, no matter how amuseing that was.

Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie.
[walks a few steps, staring blankly]
Randal Graves: And here's the second movie.
[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?
[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]

You forgot how Randal said the movie should have ended.

Randal Graves:If he really wanted to wow me with those fucking hobbit movies he would have ended them on their logical conclusion point
Hobbit Love:Oh yeah? And what was the logical conslusion point?
Randal:When frodo wakes up from his little nap and all the little hobbits are hopping around on his bed and sam leans in and gives him that very gay look.
Elias:Please Randal, say what you will about Jesus but leave the rings out of this
Randal:*cencered*

I'll give you a hint, his suggestion involved oral, scat, and made the hobbit lover puke

[Tellemurius]

aww man you cut out the best parts

[KaguroDraven]

Only becouse I couldn't remember the exact dialouge to be honest.

[tomas1297]

And my axe!

[Tellemurius]

Spoiler: NSFW (click to show/hide)

Randal Graves: That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Randal Graves: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

[Cthulhu]

Scenes from movies are not funny when transcribed.

[Tellemurius]

fine then heres the scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM

[Argembarger]

I remember talking about awesome ending points for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Good candidates for an abrupt ending, with a surprise jump shot to the end credits, are

1) The one in the video in the original post;
2) Anytime Frodo receives a wound that should be fatal (Ringwraith sword to the shoulder; Shelob stinger to the torso)
3) Right after Gollum bites Frodo's finger off;
4) When Denethor II runs burning off of the top of Minas Tirith (preferably with fitting music being played as he falls, such as the chorus to Disco Inferno, Yakety Sax, etc.)

[penguinofhonor]

man, lord of the rings ends? i never got to that point, it was just too long and boring

[Akura]

man, lord of the rings ends? i never got to that point, it was just too long and boring

"8 hours long, and they still cut out the part about Tom Bombadil."

[KaguroDraven]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I like the books far more than the movies. Gimli is cooler for one thing.