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[tomas1297]

Cthulhu is a forgotten beast living in a megaproject. Dwarves.

*cough*

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Cthulhu is a forgotten beast living in a megaproject. Dwarves.

*cough*

Cuthulu should be on the Forgotten Beasts side if we get one.

[DKS]

I nominate digger as dwarf. I guess Ed would be an elf considering the hyenas' culture (plus the cannibalism) and Ed's philosophical musings. And the Lizard skins are clearly Kobolds .

I nominate Durkon as (obviously) a dwarf. Also V is an elf.

I'd also argue for Olimar being an elf. He worked well with nature, and though you can call it "enslavement" it sounds like DF elves' ridiculous taming skills and his journals show him to care about the pikmin. Also, he didn't try to make the world fit him instead just getting the hell out of there.

[Urist Imiknorris]

For that matter, I nominate Belkar for dwarf.

[HighEndNoob]

Megaman is Dwarf. He jumps over lava, into fire, strait through water, and throws serrated disksblades at enemies.

[Farmerbob]

The Dwarves get Gotrek & Felix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotrek_and_Felix

Dwarven armorless battleaxe berserker with a demonic weapon FTW

[Gatleos]

ELVES - because we need a lot more.

That guy with pointy ears who lives in a swamp and preaches such ridiculous Elven concepts as "peace".

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Yoda it is! (Star Wars)

That wolf that protects nature and trails flowers when she runs.

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Amaterasu! (Okami, and uh... Japanese mythology)

That Elven warrior poet demi-god who harnesses his power from the heart of an actual god.

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Vivec! (The Elder Scrolls)

That guy who's well-educated (Pfft), has a fruity accent, and cannibalizes people.

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Hannibal Lecter! (From... uh... that film series with no name)

But there is one on whom I am undecided. His Dwarfiness is unarguably great, but I have a sneaking suspicion he would champion the Elves. With whom does he side?!

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[Farmerbob]

The Elves get Spock

The Dwarves get Captain Kirk

[nbonaparte]

the dwarves also get Scotty.

[Roflcopter5000]

Moar elfes:

Drizzt Do'Urden

Legolas, Galadriel and Elrond. No, not Arwen. Why not? Just because.

The Protoss

Robin Hood

The Welsh, prior to those stupid roman-folk. (As an aside, if the DF Elves had yeomen, they would be dramatically more feared opponents...)

Moar Dorfs:

The Roman empire

Jules Verne

Anheuser Busch

[KaguroDraven]

The Romans? Dwarves? I don't see it. I can't see them as elves, but not as dwarves either.

[Interus]

The Romans? Dwarves? I don't see it. I can't see them as elves, but not as dwarves either.

Well they liked megaprojects, wars, and building things out of stone, which are all fairly dwarfy.  And also they liked killing their nobles.

[Farmerbob]

Dexter definitely belongs to the dwarves.  Something very dwarfy about a serial killer that kills serial killers.

Dahmer would be for the elves. Nom nom nom.

[breadbocks]

Dwarfs team: Gaulf and ExDeath from FFV.

[Max White]

Dwarfs team: Gaulf and ExDeath from FFV.

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Exdeath turned into a tree. How is he a dwarf? Turning into a tree is an elfish as it gets!

As for Gaulf, I think he's daughter Krile would have more fun in nature with trees, like in the ending of the game, and there is no way he would go against her.