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[Max White]

King dedede is totally dwarf. Not realy evil, but sure fond of food and drink, and prone to messing things up.

[dwarfguy2]

The main question is who Crazy Barks would fight for.

[Max White]

Pigs from angry birds are dwarf. They took what they wanted then locked themselves away in there fortress.

[Interus]

In addition to looking like an elf, the Links in Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess live in trees.  He only rarely wears actual armor.  If he wears iron boots, it dramatically slows him down, and I think any dwarfy character wouldn't be affected that much(although I don't know how he carries them if they're that heavy).  The first armor that comes to mind for me requires him to sacrifice wealth for protection.  Several of his weapons are more natural, like his various wind powered tools, and his bows, although the hook shots are mechanical and somewhat dwarfy(and just cool).

And why can't elves be badass?  Just because you think anybody who's an elf has to be weak doesn't mean it's true.  Although I suppose your perceptions of what it means to be an elf versus what it means to be a dwarf might flavor where you place people.  I've never had anything against elves, so I don't mind putting characters I admire on their side.

If it makes you feel better, James Raynor just seems dwarfy to me, though I haven't thought on it much.  That's just my initial impression.

[Max White]

Well we made Vash an elf, and he was a bad ass as it gets.

[Lagslayer]

Maybe he's a dwarf that was raised by elves.

[Max White]

No, he is an elf that was raised by a super elf. He's brother was some what more practical and dwarfish on matters.

[nbonaparte]

We need a lot more Elf representatives, though. Oh, there's one.

[Max White]

Maybe we should make list for humans and goblins. I can also think of atleast one girl who would sign up for the local bat men papulation.

[Urist Imiknorris]

If a goblin list is created, I recommend moving Bowser to goblin.

Snatcher! Protect the princess!

[Max White]

Also, David Bowie would have to head over to be king of the goblins.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Are you sure about that? Bowser could very well be their demon leader. An enormous bipedal turtle. It has two curving horns. Beware its fire!

[Max White]

Are you sure about that? Bowser could very well be their demon leader.

It is not possible to deny he's position as king of golbins.

[KaguroDraven]

If we make goblins and humans we need kobolds, with Garret as their leader.

[Gatleos]

Are you sure about that? Bowser could very well be their demon leader.

It is not possible to deny he's position as king of golbins.

David Bowie is the general of the goblin army.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His crotch is the leader.