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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2011, 10:09:19 am »
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« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2011, 11:02:40 am »
The elves should totally get Vash the Humanoid Typhoon, and Sephiroth.
Dwarves need Barrett from FFVII, basically all of Shinra Corp from the same, and Hellboy.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2011, 11:06:29 am »
Why do the elves get sephiroth? He's a guy with a flair for the dramatic, a huge sword, and you can't deny that the one winged angel was needlessly complicated. He's the very definition of dwarfy! Elves can have squall.
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« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2011, 11:18:27 am »
Figured it would be smart to include the list of sides so far:

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Elves (click to show/hide)

Come on, we all know that David Bowie is a dwarf.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2011, 11:55:15 am »
He's an elf, he's a man who looks girly and acts tough when he really isn't, he's an elf.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2011, 12:39:31 pm »
He doesn't use wooden armor.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2011, 01:25:54 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on January 06, 2011, 11:55:15 am
He's an elf, he's a man who looks girly and acts tough when he really isn't, he's an elf.
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« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2011, 05:09:59 pm »
Added a Debated list for those who are being argued over.
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« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2011, 05:15:38 pm »
Sephiroth's sword is quite large, and he is diabolical, but he's way too pretty to be a dwarf. Although I guess 'I WILL SUCK THE LIFEBLOOD FROM THE PLANET TO SUMMON A DEATH MACHINE' is pretty dwarf-y, so... Ok, I'll give it to you.
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2011, 07:32:24 pm »
I propose that the goblins of WoW are dwarfy. Explosions, absurd devices, corrupt nobles, more explosions...

Sephiroth is Cacame's cousin, and is just jealous because he could never be as bada**. He tries to compensate, but ultimately can't live up to Cacame's name.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2011, 08:50:37 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on January 06, 2011, 11:06:29 am
Why do the elves get sephiroth? He's a guy with a flair for the dramatic, a huge sword, and you can't deny that the one winged angel was needlessly complicated. He's the very definition of dwarfy! Elves can have squall.
I nominate every single character in every Final Fantasy game after VII. And Sephiroth. They're all too girly and androgynous to be Dwarves.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2011, 08:52:39 pm »
As a general rule, final fantasy characters don't do gender very well...

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Auron is the only expetion. He was so bad ass he picked up the main character by the neck and threw him into a vortex.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2011, 08:53:07 pm »
I take great offense in Touhou being grouped with the elves. >:
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« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2011, 08:53:12 pm »
David Bowie is definitely an elf.

As is almost every Final Fantasy character.

Especially Sephiroth. Sephiroth is just an angry elf.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2011, 09:32:56 pm »
How has no-one mentioned the Avatar aliens (Na'vi I think?) yet for the elves. The humans in that would obviously be dwarves.

The number of bad guys on the dwarf list is making us look bad. We need some cannibals and the like for elves to balance it out a bit.
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