Oh yeh, you lived alright. Definately a record in this game. Also, TURN!
Turn 5!!well it rage doesnt work...
EXPLOSIVE .... FLATULANCE
(4)(4) You feel a rumbling in your stomach, which slowly passes through your gut before escaping, loudly. Whilst not explosive, it smells. Badly. (-1 to everyone actions until a constitution check is passed)
Screw with the levers and buttons some more.
Rope: Recruit more ropes!
(4)(1) You fail to screw with the levers and buttons. You do however, manage to screw your
back in the process. Your rope has better luck, bringing you 2 new minions! (-1 to physical actions for 2 turns, got 2 rope minions)
DRINK ALL OF THE WATER, PREP THE CANNON.
The Cannon of WATERY DEATH
(5)(5-x=Autofail) You attempt to drink the water, but discover there is a grate in the way!
You forgot my status. Grow gills, to prepare for the rising water.
(6)(6) You force your lungs to accept the exchange of oxygen in water, and they mould and form into gills. However, you now can't breathe air! (roll to hold your breath, failure causes -1 to next roll, once the malus is -6 you suffocate)
Weave the tune into Musical (non-tangible) clothing!
(5+2=7) You manipulate the threads of the tune and create a beautiful set of clothing. Currently the look is a little hazy, but once you know what you want it to be it'll be perfect.
aka, I'm too lazy to tell you what the clothes look like, tell me. In fact, the mere presence of these clothes means that the tune will never be forgotten, once they hear it! One problem though, you need to wear it. And since it is completely non-tangible you can't.
Wash face and RAGE THE HEADACHE AWAY!
(5)(2) You attempt to wash your face, but the only water is unreachable under the grate! Distraught by this, you are unable to do anything else.
I apologize to the clothes, then tell them that their best chance of gaining True Power is by aiding me.
(3) Whilst it seems your apology was accepted, it appears True Power is not what the clothes are after. They still won't let you wear them though.
Thwack Dwarmin and Vadia about the back of the head
(2)(1-1=0) You reach into the metaphysical tune plane that vadia resides in, for the sole purpose of thwacking him across the head. However, the physical laws there are somewhat different. Causing you're arm to melt. You didn't even reach vadia! Ouch. (-1 to all physical actions for 2 turns, melted arm)
...
THE TUNE SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!
(2)(2-1=1) The tune does not die. In fact your attempt at using vibrating air particles to cause some form of thermonuclear destruction, only strengthens it. (tune's time-out increased by 2)
Whoa timeout, I LIVED? Is this a new record or something?
Dance in amazement of my survival!
(4)(3)You do an adequate attempt at some line dancing, but it would probably have been easier if you'd had some music, a partner or both.
I learn water magic!
(3)(4) You learn the basics of manipulating Dehydrogen Monoxide! (Got basic water manipulation)
Recruit more ropes!
(6)(5)You go to the nearest pair of ropes, and explain to them the power of Gatleos, and his obvious right to the throne of hemp. You get (6) 2 recruits! (Rope minions increased to 3)
Meditate on the meaning of the existence of sentient clothing
(6)(6) You meditate. Many things are made clear to you, the question of life the universe and everything, the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything, and most importantly the meaning of the existence of sentient clothing. You are clearly here for a purpose. That purpose is to lead the clothing army to victory and break the shackles of your human overlords! (Clothes now dislike everyone, +1 to plot armour roll)
The lights are blue. The water (6) is steadily rising. It is now up to Dwarmin's waist and a third of the way to the grate.
Statuses:
Naked & lying by the wall, hands tied
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
+1 to any roll that has -3 total malus
-1 to actions with hands until untied
-1 to removing ropes
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Inventory:
5m of rope attached to hands
Bunch of flowers
Naked & standing on the tiles
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
Passive:
Immune to the Tune
Pending:
1/2xp ignore pain
'I am the Tune'
Effects:
+2 to all rolls affecting the tune
Active:
Memetic Mutation – Alter the form of the tune by manipulating someone to change it
Passive:
One with the Tune – +1 bonus for all rolls affecting the tune for every 5 people affected by the tune
Inventory:
Clothes of tuning – Non-tangible, removes time-out of the effects of the tune.
Naked & standing on tiles
Effects:
-1 to all physical actions for 2 turns
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
melted arm – malus to all rolls needing two arms. Easier to shape into something else maybe?
Naked & standing in room under grate
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Active:
Basic Water Manipulation – Can move small amounts of water, carry it telekinetically, etc.
Naked & standing on tiles
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
Gilled – Can breathe in water, but suffocates in air. Failure to hold breath gives a -1 to next roll, once malus is -6 you suffocate.
Inventory:
0 suffocation points
10m of rope
Naked & standing on tiles
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to action requiring 2 hands
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Naked & standing on the tiles
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to mental actions for 2 turns
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Inventory:
Rope bracelets
Pending:
1/2xp ignore pain
Naked & standing on the tiles
Effects:
-1 to physical actions for 2 turns
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
Sentient rope is your loyal servant
Inventory:
15m of rope
Naked & standing on the tiles
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to mental actions for 2 turns
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Naked & tied up
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
-1 to rolls with hands until freed
Inventory:
15m of rope
NPCs:
Hanging from ceiling, 40m long
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
+1 to all aggressive rolls against Realmfighter
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
Really dislikes Realmfighter
Unflinchingly loyal to Gatleos
Number – 2
20m long
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
loyal to Gatleos
Effects:
-1 to actions until a constitution check is passed (bad smell)
-1 to rolls for 3 turns (Tune of Nothing)
Passive:
BFS – +1 to slashing and blunt damage
Inventory:
BFS
Ripped red and white Hawaiian shirt
scuffed brown plaid tee
Scuffed blue and yellow striped pants
Bowling shoes
Retro Shades
In case anyone was wondering, the first roll is a roll to avoid the affects of the tune. The second is your actual action.
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