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dragoncurse

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So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« on: January 05, 2011, 06:47:13 am »

1.Train legendary dodger
2.Place it on a fortified jail, somewhere where the darn crossbow goblins can shoot.

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3.Let them run out of ammo.
4.Rush with recruits

WIN
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 06:50:46 am »

What if 2.5 'Dodger dies' occurs before 3?
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 06:52:29 am »

Why you ask to me?

The answer is so simple.


MAGMA
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 07:39:30 am »

Why not rush the goblins with legendary dodgers instead? Even though your solution is much more dwarfy. Perhaps even have a tame rhesus macaque modded with a high dodge chance in the cage?
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 07:44:58 am »

Better still: cage trap filled with angry bears.  It forces them to use their ammo, AND it involves angry bears!  Because any time you can incorporate angry bears, it improves the plan.
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 08:44:47 am »

Even better.

1. Build cage
2. Fill with angry bears
3. ???
4. Profit
5. Dead gobbos.
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 01:46:31 pm »

actually the most effective counter to archers are legendary shield users.
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 02:04:21 pm »

Better still: cage trap filled with angry bears.  It forces them to use their ammo, AND it involves angry bears!  Because any time you can incorporate angry bears, it improves the plan.

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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 03:22:45 pm »

ermmmmm you guys are not dwarfy enough, use kobolds. and when goblins run outa ammo dump kobolds in MAMGA
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 03:24:08 pm »

or use cats
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 03:29:52 pm »

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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 03:33:36 pm »

Actually, here's the idea, a waffled fort entrance.

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Traps in between walls.
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 03:35:33 pm »

And use magma as syrup!
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 03:41:57 pm »

Mod in War Giant Fluffy Wamblers to be embarkable. (Just to make things a little easier.) Mod fluffy wamblers to have legendary +10 (why not throw in redundant levels) dodging, shield using, and armor using.  The last two are just in case they somehow get equipment.  Breed these wamblers and leave them chained up on your walls. 
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Re: So I had the greatest idea against crossbow goblins
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 06:52:12 pm »

I'd go for a snaking corridor filled with dozens of cage traps. Simple, afficient, and you can disarm the goblins afterwards. The only downside is filling animal stockpile with useless goblins, but there are some good solutions to this problem too (like crossbow bolt replicator combined with danger room and fortifications to skill makrsdwarves quickly.
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