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Gatleos

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Things to Put in a Fortress!
« on: January 04, 2011, 10:03:49 pm »
Oh hey, another list thread. I was inspired by, of all things, a thread on the Minecraft forums to start a big ol' list. A list of what, you ask? Things to put in a fortress, of course! Since Dwarf Fortress has no real goals, players have come up with thousands of insane things to place in their fortress. So we're going to list as many as we can! The list will start off obvious, and slowly devolve into pure Dwarven architectural madness!

*Ahem*

1. Dining room
2. Barracks
3. Bedrooms
4. Drawbridge
5. Forge
6. Waterfall
7. Statue Garden
8. Slaughter House
9. Repeater
10. Zoo

Now you can get to the more interesting ones. ;)
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 10:11:30 pm »
Giant dwarf-face icon.

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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 10:59:41 pm »
12. Obsidian Farm/Factory

My priorities may be completely messed up but it's one of the first things i build.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 11:37:47 pm »
13. Danger room/archery range. To train them not only as marksdwarfs, but as hammerlords when they aren't busy.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 11:53:21 pm »
14. Hospital
15. A tall tower
16. Atom-smasher
17. Compact mist generator
18. Compact water reactor
19. Gears. Gears everywhere!
20. Levers
21. A device for the purpose of skilling up one's medical staff
22. Byzantine plumbing
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 12:36:59 am »
23. Moat
24. Lava moat
25. Fortifications
26.Walls
27. Mining Operations
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 12:49:39 am »
"Central Heating" for your Nobles bedrooms.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 04:03:13 am »
no fortress would be complete without

28) A GCS farm
29) a dwarf wash
30) a !!booze!! stockpile
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 06:12:53 am »
Quote from: Sutremaine on January 04, 2011, 11:53:21 pm
14. Hospital
15. A tall tower
16. Atom-smasher
17. Compact mist generator
18. Compact water reactor
19. Gears. Gears everywhere!
20. Levers
21. A device for the purpose of skilling up one's medical staff
22. Byzantine plumbing
I'm intrigued by the last 2.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 01:55:32 pm »
23. Magma
24. Emergency floodgates
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 02:02:50 pm »
25. Orbital Magma Cannon Defense System
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 02:26:52 pm »
26. Automated goblin grinder.
27. Self-destruct lever.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 03:46:27 pm »
28. Hermit/ random monster cave.

 Since we all like having a random cyclops living in a dwarf made cave, or a deranged dwarf in a cave with access to all the levers.
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 03:47:30 pm »
29. Castle


How does Byzantine plumbing work?
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Re: Things to Put in a Fortress!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 04:29:42 pm »
You guys suck at counting. The next one will be 39, by the way.
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