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[adwarf]

my idea next but twis first

[Vorthon]

Actually activate your brakes, parachutes, retrorockets, or whatever we have to avoid crashing and burning. Or, more likely, exploding.

Wait! You remember what one of the buttons does now! You stab at a large, red, triangular button, and the ship's retrorockets engage. And just in time, too! You skid to a stop in large town square of some kind.

[adwarf]

now my idea they think we god they turn into slaves we use slaves to fix ship then leave

[Twi]

Classic.
Look out the window at the people that are probably there, figure out just what the heck they're doing.

[Vorthon]

Classic.
Look out the window at the people that are probably there, figure out just what the heck they're doing.

I guess you could call them people... If you were loose with the term... What you see are strange, three-legged creatures with a long, prenhensile... something... and... well, yeah... they're really f**king weird to say the least. You're gonna have to be really lucky to get out of here in one piece...

[adwarf]

Find something to fight with and search your ship

[woose1]

>Retrieve space blasters from safe

[Vorthon]

Find something to fight with and search your ship

You look around your ship, and find a small pointy metal thing.

>Retrieve space blasters from safe

What was the combination for the safe again? You have to sit down and think for a while... Ye-ouch! You sat on the small pointy metal thing you found! Man, that stings!

Your condition:
   Health: 9/10
   Sanity: 10/10
Inventory:
   Clothes: Being worn
   small pointy metal thing: Lodged in left buttock

[adwarf]

pull it out plz pull it out doc it hurts more seriously though pull it out

[Armok]

> Realise those prehensile things are their reproductive organs.

[Johnfalcon99977]

> Realise those prehensile things are their reproductive organs.

You sure have one heck of drity mind, Armok.

>Have strange aliens worship you as a god.

[Vorthon]

> Realise those prehensile things are their reproductive organs.

You ponder this strange thought for a while, after removing the small metal pointy thing from yourself. You ponder for a while longer, and shudder with disgust as you understand the full implications of this.

-2 Sanity

>Have strange aliens worship you as a god.

Hmmm... How to go about that...
Your condition:
   Health: 9/10
   Sanity: 8/10
Inventory:
   Clothes: Being worn
  small pointy metal thing: in right hand

[adwarf]

Burst out of the shuttle and begin epic battle with the pointy thing as weapon

[Vorthon]

Burst out of the shuttle and begin epic battle with the pointy thing as weapon

You consider obeying the voice in your head telling you to go outside and slaughter everything in sight...

But you manage to resist the urge. You're not that crazy. yet.

(And a little note to everyone: This is a democrabrain. So, if you guys can't make up your minds, just argue amongst yourselves.)

[Strange guy]

Get out and try talking to them. If that fails attempt sign language and telepathy. Possibly use the opportunity to ask the nature of the prehensile organs, if successful.