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[AntiAntiMatter]

This concerns me, highly. But the humor from this thread is enough to keep me from thinking it's doomsday. Thank you, Bay12.

You're welcome. I suspect you'll have a different view when birds are dropping from the sky by the thousands in your area and thudding down on your roof.

Nah. In that case I'll simply revisit this thread to read the new clever quips posted about the currently-happening apocalypse. Then get an umbrella and get on with my day. Hah.

And if the humans start dropping dead?

[Tellemurius]

This concerns me, highly. But the humor from this thread is enough to keep me from thinking it's doomsday. Thank you, Bay12.

You're welcome. I suspect you'll have a different view when birds are dropping from the sky by the thousands in your area and thudding down on your roof.

Nah. In that case I'll simply revisit this thread to read the new clever quips posted about the currently-happening apocalypse. Then get an umbrella and get on with my day. Hah.

And if the humans start dropping dead?

THE HAPPENING

[Urist is dead tome]

Then I make a fortube plowing them!

But that does seems the likely target in the future.

[Max White]

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!

Release the sulfer eating micro organisems!

[alway]

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!

Ah, we have no need to worry then. By the end of the week it will have switched to eating tires, at which point we can merely sit back and laugh at people who own cars and bicycles.

[Max White]

Ah, we have no need to worry then. By the end of the week it will have switched to eating tires, at which point we can merely sit back and laugh at people who own cars and bicycles.

At this point I was all like  because I don't own a car, I get around by city train.

and bicycles.

At this point I was all like  because I also use a bike.

[CJ1145]

Seriously, these birds are retarded. Stop dying birds, we need you for other stuff.

[AntiAntiMatter]

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!

Ah, we have no need to worry then. By the end of the week it will have switched to eating tires, at which point we can merely sit back and laugh at people who own cars and bicycles.

And the week after that, it will have switched to oil and consumed earth's entire supply.

[CJ1145]

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!

Ah, we have no need to worry then. By the end of the week it will have switched to eating tires, at which point we can merely sit back and laugh at people who own cars and bicycles.

And the week after that, it will have switched to oil and consumed earth's entire supply.

And then it will switch to itself and boom, problem solved.

Then we can get to work on developing NEW energy sources. And it's all thanks to the virus that killed all birds.

[Urist is dead tome]

Seriously, these birds are retarded. Stop dying birds, we need you for other stuff.

We need these birds for their crap? Highly doubtful.

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!

Ah, we have no need to worry then. By the end of the week it will have switched to eating tires, at which point we can merely sit back and laugh at people who own cars and bicycles.

And the week after that, it will have switched to oil and consumed earth's entire supply.

"What if... The United States of America... Didn't buy oil for one day?..."

Some stupid kid.

[Max White]

And the week after that, it will have switched to oil and consumed earth's entire supply.

At first I was all like  because I don't drive a car.

Then I was all like  because I live in todays society, and you can't do anything without oil.

[Urist is dead tome]

You can drive! Cars use gas not oil. Dummy.

[Leafsnail]

So, who here is a first born son?

...Yeah, I am.  Damn, better hope these plagues stop.

[Max White]

You can drive! Cars use gas not oil. Dummy.

Gas is a state of matter, cars use (For the most part) petrol. It's short for petroleum. Enough of your American colloquialisms.

So, who here is a first born son?

At first I was all like  because I am a first born son. Then I stayed like that.

[Urist is dead tome]

You can drive! Cars use gas not oil. Dummy.

Gas is a state of matter, cars use (For the most part) petrol. It's short for petroleum. Enough of your American colloquialisms.

So, who here is a first born son?

At first I was all like  because I am a first born son. Then I stayed like that.

I was joking.