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Aqizzar

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The Plagues Have Begun
« on: January 03, 2011, 09:46:30 pm »
Over the last couple days, near the middle of the United States, there have been a rash of mass die-offs in specific animal populations.  First, on New years Eve, a couple thousand birds dropped out of the sky in Arkansas.  By the next morning, hundreds of thousands of fish croaked in a river 125 miles away.  Today, hundreds of dead birds rained from the sky in Louisiana.

Wildlife officials are utterly baffled.  In at least the case of the fish, whatever killed them only effected one species in a habitat known to contain many.  The birds are harder to guess at, being in the air and all.  I'm putting my money on aliens at the moment, because really what the fuck is going on?

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Quote from: GaelicVigil on January 05, 2011, 06:05:51 pm
This just keeps getting creepier.  Two new mass bird deaths today in Sweden and Kentucky:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/01/06/3107223.htm?section=justin

http://www.examiner.com/cultural-oddities-in-national/dead-fish-and-birds-hundreds-of-dead-birds-found-kentucky
Quote from: nenjin on January 06, 2011, 04:55:45 pm
Add another 2 million dead fish in Maryland to the pile.

Okay, this is starting to not be funny.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2011, 09:50:59 pm »
HAARP

The Government is testing it again. Have fun. If the end of the world comes go to Denver International Airport.
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2011, 09:54:54 pm »
Oh yeah, saw that birds dying thing on the news today. Crazy shit.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2011, 09:56:27 pm »
The hell have you guys done!
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2011, 09:57:46 pm »
I was going to suggest localized magnetic field variations but there doesn't appear to be any evidence that the fish are at all sensitive to that sort of thing.

The simple solution is a die-off triggered from pesticide or industrial chemical use - not sure precisely where on the food chain the fish are but if they're sufficiently high up it's possible they're the only species that received a high enough dose to kill them.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2011, 09:59:36 pm »
Quote from: Logical2u on January 03, 2011, 09:57:46 pm
The simple solution is a die-off triggered from pesticide or industrial chemical use - not sure precisely where on the food chain the fish are but if they're sufficiently high up it's possible they're the only species that received a high enough dose to kill them.

Yeah but, a hundred thousand of them in one day?  In one location?  And just that one species?  I don't anything about "drum fish", but the simple solution sounds fishy to me.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2011, 10:02:35 pm »
In the pictures they look pretty small, so I would assume they sit pretty low on the food chain.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2011, 10:03:02 pm »
the military is reporting too so something big went down. ALIENS
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2011, 10:04:23 pm »
In B4 they RISE AS ZOMBIE CRITTERS FROM THE DEAD
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2011, 10:05:59 pm »
I saw the same thing!
This is really bizarre.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2011, 10:07:16 pm »
The military never says anything about aliens. It keeps conspiracy theorists convinced that they are hiding aliens, and so not focusing on their other, real, activities.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2011, 10:07:21 pm »
The mass death of the fish was said to be not all that uncommon in the area. If anything, I call coincidence.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2011, 10:07:41 pm »
What the hell? 2000 birds in one day? Jeez, that's crazy. It's like, some aliens visited our planet and fired several missiles at the flocks or something. Well, either that or a random Phalanx CIWS' went on crack and decided to fire everything.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2011, 10:08:36 pm »
Or lightning, it has happened before, but I do not have a link.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2011, 10:09:27 pm »
Creepy. Wait, I live in the central United States... :o
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