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Author Topic: The Plagues Have Begun  (Read 12062 times)

alway

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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2011, 11:21:34 am »

Lupas killed them all.
No, I've been assured by government agents it was through sheer Coincidence they were killed.

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In unrelated news, the government announced today the existence of Project Coincidence, a machine capable of giving Lupus to any living organism anywhere on the planet.
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Urist is dead tome

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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2011, 02:54:42 pm »

Don't worry. 'cause everything's gonna be alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

Also, locusts last year in Australia, flooding this year in Australia. And there is war and pestilence.

2012. MORE PROOF MORE EVIDENCE DENY IT ALL YOU LIKE BUT YOU WILL SOON BE SORRY SUCKAS

Why would we be sorry when it's the end for you too? Holy crap why can't just be a normal end times nut!
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2011, 03:49:07 pm »

Deal with it!
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2011, 04:04:26 pm »

I've got a better conspiracy theory than any of you.
The bird and fish deaths were small, localized distractions set up by the government to distract us from something even MORE sinister that is really going on. And here we all are, going right along with the media by eating it up and spewing false alerts.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2011, 04:28:40 pm »

Like Area 51 covering for some other facility that likely sits in Alaska? I didn't put it in the 'crazy conspiracy theories' thread because it seems pretty legit.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2011, 04:31:20 pm »

If "legit" is Italian for "not legit at all"
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2011, 04:46:15 pm »

I was about to say "Then go look for it Mr. Z."

I then realized how big Alaska is. And I would be it would be pretty likely for a secret military base to be up there if anywhere. It is the state in which the most federal property is.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2011, 06:05:51 pm »

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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2011, 06:22:23 pm »

Crap... It's heading north.

And I predicted on Monday that there will be more within the week. I was right!
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2011, 06:43:32 pm »

This concerns me, highly. But the humor from this thread is enough to keep me from thinking it's doomsday. Thank you, Bay12.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2011, 06:50:31 pm »

IT'S THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN!
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2011, 06:51:34 pm »

This concerns me, highly. But the humor from this thread is enough to keep me from thinking it's doomsday. Thank you, Bay12.


You're welcome. I suspect you'll have a different view when birds are dropping from the sky by the thousands in your area and thudding down on your roof.
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Mictlantecuhtli

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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2011, 06:55:42 pm »

This concerns me, highly. But the humor from this thread is enough to keep me from thinking it's doomsday. Thank you, Bay12.


You're welcome. I suspect you'll have a different view when birds are dropping from the sky by the thousands in your area and thudding down on your roof.

Nah. In that case I'll simply revisit this thread to read the new clever quips posted about the currently-happening apocalypse. Then get an umbrella and get on with my day. Hah.
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2011, 07:22:26 pm »

This pattern of things dying seems to be zeroing in on my home.

I got a bad feeling about this...
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Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2011, 07:23:07 pm »

This pattern of things dying seems to be zeroing in on my home.

I got a bad feeling about this...
Oh! give us some pictures!!
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