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ggamer

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2011, 04:43:26 pm »
seeing as how all of the female machines used their robot babies as shields...
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2011, 04:49:30 pm »
Quote from: MiniMacker on January 03, 2011, 03:58:59 am
The computer cores will be situated in the Siberian tundras. Unfortunately, not even the negative 80 degrees will contain it and Siberia will turn into a lush tropical robot resort.
So? We'll just have to move to Triton or something. Cooling for computers so we can play DF, the best reason for space colonisation I can think of.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2011, 07:54:04 pm »
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2011, 11:39:46 pm »
Sounds about right, except for the fact the machines will be defeated by the Toady uploading Dwarf Fortress 2.0 to the Baynet. All Machine CPU's are instantly destroyed by overheating.
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Quote from: greatorder on February 14, 2012, 10:40:03 am
alternately, I could just take some LSD or something...

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2011, 11:44:01 pm »
Nah. Dwarf Fortress 2.0 will be so well optimized that it can be run on a calculator.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 11:44:47 pm »
Exactly, It's so amazing and realistic the Machines asplode.
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Quote from: greatorder on February 14, 2012, 10:40:03 am
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2011, 05:43:38 pm »
I predict that the developers for Duke Nukem Forever will announce Dwarf Fortress as their new engine around july.

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem Forever will be released in october, together with news about the sequel -to be released in episodes- called Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem Forever: Episode One: Magma is the Answer, Nukes are the question.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2011, 06:04:06 pm »
Quote from: Raging Mouse on January 04, 2011, 05:43:38 pm
I predict that the developers for Duke Nukem Forever will announce Dwarf Fortress as their new engine around july.

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem Forever will be released in october, together with news about the sequel -to be released in episodes- called Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem Forever: Episode One: Magma is the Answer, Nukes are the question.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2011, 06:25:30 pm »
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: Size D is not enough.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2011, 07:50:28 pm »
Quote from: Max White on January 04, 2011, 06:25:30 pm
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: Size D is not enough.

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2011, 02:11:39 am »
Quote from: Dae on January 04, 2011, 07:50:28 pm
Quote from: Max White on January 04, 2011, 06:25:30 pm
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: Size D is not enough.

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+.

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2011, 07:17:50 am »
Quote from: Dae on January 04, 2011, 07:50:28 pm
Quote from: Max White on January 04, 2011, 06:25:30 pm
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: Size D is not enough.

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+.
The balls is covered in menacing spikes of keratin.
Only nerds will understand that.
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on February 18, 2012, 09:01:38 am
It isn't a new Dwarf Fortress version until we're made to fear some kind of regular creature.  Carp, Elephants, Unicorns, Badgers, and now Mosquitos.  I've got 5 dorfBucks on the next one being plagues of groundhogs.

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2011, 08:55:06 am »
My prediction is. The spinning chicken's egg strikes the dragon in the head shattering the skull and bruising the brain the dragon is struck down
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2011, 12:40:22 pm »
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2011, 01:54:04 pm »

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+
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