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[Tarran]

DivideByZero, why am I still stunned?

Go around the corner, gun ready.

[HighEndNoob]

There were red-dot radars in the 21st century!
Turn the helicopter around, see the enemies, and spray with my miniguns.

[wolfchild]

Again, catch up with the others

[V-Norrec]

Approach end of hallway cautiously, trying to avoid making noise.  Check to see if there's any aliens in the next room before entering, then look around.

[_DivideByZero_]

DivideByZero, why am I still stunned?

Go around the corner, gun ready.

Heh, my bad.

[Zrk2]

*Remove spork* Do you know what this is? It's a spork. One of the most feared weapons in all of human history... Explain what fucking crystal you are talking about, or I will use it to systemically destroy every joint in your body. Slowly, there was a rebel once, I kept him alive for five days. He screamed the whole time. Talk or that will look like a picnic.

Taric, it's ok. I think I can scare the living shit out of them.

[Taricus]

Unless you get under 3

[Tarran]

Unless you get under 3

[1] You remove your spork, and promptly stab your own eye with it. You scream and run outside, trying desperately to get it out. [1] You trip on a log and land on a stick, stabbing your other eye. You are now blind.

[KaguroDraven]

Stand behind the ones interrogateing and attempt to look intimidateing, to aid in the interrogation.

[Zrk2]

Unless you get under 3

I composed such an awesome monologue I should get +2 to the roll.

[_DivideByZero_]

Unless you get under 3

[1] You remove your spork, and promptly stab your own eye with it. You scream and run outside, trying desperately to get it out. [1] You trip on a log and land on a stick, stabbing your other eye. You are now blind.

He's in a power suit.

[Tarran]

Unless you get under 3

[1] You remove your spork, and promptly stab your own eye with it. You scream and run outside, trying desperately to get it out. [1] You trip on a log and land on a stick, stabbing your other eye. You are now blind.

He's in a power suit.

Doesn't matter, the spork will get through it, due to how much Zrk was lying about it's deadliness.

[Zrk2]

But I was so awesoem because of that blatant lie that I ascended. I am no longer a normal mortal, I reside on a higher plane of existence.

[KaguroDraven]

But I was so awesoem because of that blatant lie that I ascended. I am no longer a normal mortal, I reside on a higher plane of existence.

Yes, and upon this higher plane of existance are many many many gods, demigods, and servents of the two who loath ascended mortals and seek to end your existance, perminately.

[Zrk2]

But any direct action against me would leave them open to attack from the others, I shall go about alliancing and trying to kill these aliens.