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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #165 on: January 05, 2011, 03:34:51 pm »
New York city is an experiment created by the Illuminati to see how much boredom people can take before they snap.
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« Reply #166 on: January 05, 2011, 03:35:49 pm »
In traffic? Because the rest of New York seems like a place where you would never be bored.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #167 on: January 05, 2011, 03:36:27 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 05, 2011, 03:34:51 pm
New York city is an experiment created by the Illuminati to see how much boredom people can take before they snap.
Central Park's land is worth so much money because it is actually the Illuminati Overmind. They can no longer control it, and it created the Internet by way of Al Gore ten years ago.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #168 on: January 05, 2011, 03:38:07 pm »
The Pentagon is actually a giant containment device for Yog Sothoth.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #169 on: January 05, 2011, 03:51:13 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 05, 2011, 03:38:07 pm
The Pentagon is actually a giant containment device for Yog Sothoth.

PffT....everybody knows the Pentagon isn't for containment, it's for summoning.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #170 on: January 05, 2011, 03:52:59 pm »
True. Have you never wondered why it sounds so much like Pentagram?
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« Reply #171 on: January 05, 2011, 03:56:45 pm »
Because it is a pentagram! The pentagon is all you can see of it, though.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #172 on: January 05, 2011, 03:57:57 pm »
But underground, the rest of the pentagram is carved into the dirt!
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #173 on: January 05, 2011, 03:59:29 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 05, 2011, 03:57:57 pm
But underground, the rest of the pentagram is carved into the dirt!
Silly you. It's carved into material so heavily biodegraded that it is no longer observed as a non-earthly material... Oh wait. Dirt.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #174 on: January 05, 2011, 04:03:49 pm »
You're all dumb!
The pentagon is CLEARLY a UFO landing site.
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« Reply #175 on: January 05, 2011, 04:04:41 pm »
Yes, and we trapped him inside it to stop him from eating our souls.
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« Reply #176 on: January 05, 2011, 04:05:29 pm »
But it got me first. You know you know this is true.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #177 on: January 05, 2011, 04:08:34 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 05, 2011, 03:57:57 pm
But underground, the rest of the pentagram is carved into the bedrock of the earth!


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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #178 on: January 05, 2011, 04:10:24 pm »
Pentagrams do nothing to ward off the Occult, its the pentagon in the middle that does all the work.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #179 on: January 05, 2011, 04:12:28 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 05, 2011, 04:10:24 pm
Pentagrams do nothing to ward off the Occult, its the pentagon in the middle that does all the work.
Silly you. Did you forget the pentagram that connects the corners of that very pentagon?
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