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[Zrk2]

I heard the Russians replaced all windows XP hamsters with sick gerbils.

Because the Masons made them!

[Urist is dead tome]

And the Freemasons are being commanded by the Mason union. And that's it. It's a fairly low level conspiracy.

[iceball3]

The 'Discuss your fellow forumites' thread was deleted by the growing cult who followed the toad, managed to jack his computer, and then proceeded to delete it. It may be because some coincidentally dangerous information that may have been leaked in code by one of the posters. Ironically, it most likely would be the one made by Max White that stated apologies for accidental insults.

[Urist is dead tome]

And since you just said it this thread I bet will be deleted also.

[iceball3]

And since you just said it this thread I bet will be deleted also.

Dun worry. I have the txt file backed up in several different computers already. 

[Urist is dead tome]

Then you're life is in danger! Flee!

[dwarfguy2]

Your life is only in danger if you chew gum.

Oh crap, the government might be watching. QUICK! ACT DFY!

So... magma.

[warhammer651]

The internet was constructed by Reptilloids from mars for the purpose of preventing us from ding work to make their invasion of the moon easier.

[Zrk2]

SO MUCH SENSE!!! This must be true.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Apple is actually run by aliens. They use Apple products to beta-test  their mind-control software. So far, they haven't been very successful, and their conditioning only works on a small subset of the population. 

[Urist is dead tome]

The internet was constructed by Reptilloids from mars for the purpose of preventing us from ding work to make their invasion of the moon easier.

That is too true to be funny...

[Deus ex Machina]

All forms of entertainment were created by EVIL SPACE CYBORG NAZIS to stop us from advancing as a species. Unfortunately, it is working.

[AntiAntiMatter]

The world is flat, the sky is a dome, magic is real, and technology and space travel are all faked.

[iceball3]

The world is flat, the sky is a dome, magic is real, and technology and space travel are all faked.

What if fake magic was being faked as real being faked as faked?

[RedKing]

Realitv TV shows were created by EVIL SPACE CYBORG NAZIS to stop us from advancing as a species. Unfortunately, it is working.