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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #135 on: January 03, 2011, 10:18:14 pm »

Me AntiAntiMatter, and Zrk2 are all the same fat guy who is also Vectors father.
And I am secretly Vector's grandmother, making me my own child, brother, second cousin, and father all at once.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #136 on: January 03, 2011, 10:19:10 pm »

The entire forum is actually Toady.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #137 on: January 03, 2011, 10:19:38 pm »

The entire forum is actually Toady.
Except for ThreeToe.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #138 on: January 03, 2011, 10:20:28 pm »

Me AntiAntiMatter, and Zrk2 are all the same fat guy who is also Vectors father.
And I am secretly Vector's grandmother, making me my own child, brother, second cousin, and father all at once.

No. You're Vectors evil uncle Claudius.

And I just decided to make a movie on this concept.

The entire forum is actually Toady.
Except for ThreeToe.

And ThreeToe is the evil niece in the movie.

I may make this a play.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #139 on: January 03, 2011, 10:22:09 pm »

No. You're Vectors evil uncle Claudius.

And I just decided to make a movie on this concept.

The entire forum is actually Toady.
Except for ThreeToe.

And ThreeToe is the evil niece in the movie.

I may make this a play.
BETTER IDEA.
Write a fanfic.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #140 on: January 04, 2011, 11:19:59 am »

Lucifer actually had a point, God kicked him out so that no one would realize it. And with that, authoritarian dictatorships and unpersons were invented.

Actually, that is kind of how I interpreted his story.
I have, in fact, some old pictures of him as my wallpaper.

Lucifer is inspiring.
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #141 on: January 04, 2011, 11:59:16 am »

Lady Gaga is, in fact, Micheal Jackson post sex change. I mean, "she" rose to popularity as he was seen less and less, and now "she" is seen more after his "death." "She" also has a taste in costumes that crosses the borders of bizarre and flamboyant.
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« Reply #142 on: January 04, 2011, 12:03:10 pm »

Does that mean Lady Gaga will continue to try and stop the conspiracy of musicians?
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #143 on: January 04, 2011, 12:10:13 pm »

Lady GaGa will attempt to halt the glorious robot unicorn invasion with her meat, but shall be struck down by harmony!
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #144 on: January 04, 2011, 01:00:58 pm »

Ths school COmputers secretly run software that passes information to the illuminati using hidden software. This software conflicts with adobe flash player however, which explains why we're still using 5 year old software
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #145 on: January 04, 2011, 03:44:24 pm »

My schools certainly seems autocratic
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #146 on: January 04, 2011, 03:56:33 pm »

Well...
The reason that the flavor of gum never seems to last long enough at all is because it's actually purposefully made that way by the government, and it also includes a compound that surely but surely causes extreme growth of fat in the body (government-sponsored efforts to stop child obesity are all fakes by the same people). The government is actually a group of aliens that are breeding us fat so they can eventually devour us. The Twilight Zone exposed this to the public around the middle of it's run in order to keep it hidden. Ever wonder why that "Jimmy Neutron" show is never on anymore? It's because the government eventually found, and shut down the show because of, the references to the twilight zone. In fact disney is in on it too, replacing all their cartoons with stupid sitcoms assuming treachery of them. Meanwhile the executives of Nickelodeon are trying to expose Disney's involvement, because why else would the commercials for "House of Anubis" be revealing one of it's biggest plot points? Simple: they KNOW about disney, and are trying to expose them! I predict the government creates a bunch of fake ids and rates that show abysmally, causing an early cancellation. Then again, considering how long it took for them to figure the Twilight Zone out...
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #147 on: January 04, 2011, 04:00:44 pm »

Ths school COmputers secretly run software that passes information to the illuminati using hidden software. This software conflicts with adobe flash player however, which explains why we're still using 5 year old software
Computers at my school run on Windows 7 :/
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Re: Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy-Theory
« Reply #148 on: January 04, 2011, 04:30:33 pm »

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« Reply #149 on: January 04, 2011, 04:32:44 pm »

I heard the Russians replaced all windows XP hamsters with sick gerbils.
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