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[Googolplexed]

Dude its obvious

Osama-bin-laden, George bush, dick chaney and sarah palin are all alternate personalities of the same person
They can morph at will and will do everything in their power to destroy the free world
Its been staged I tell you

[tomas1297]

 Pssst...
 Everyone on this forum is a bot, except you. 0_0

[Blargityblarg]

GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Blargity blarg!

Can I help you?

[iceball3]

I shall watch this jumble of nonsense for my amusement.

[Deus ex Machina]

Pssst...
Everyone on this forum is a bot, except you. 0_0

No, he's wrong. Everyone on this forum is a bot, INCLUDING you. You're just in a simulated reality.

Go touch a mirror. If you can put your hand through it, you're a real person. If you can't go through the dimensions, then you're really a bot.

They couldn't manage the mirrors due to engine limitations.

[RedKing]

The Aztec priesthood has secretly returned, and the various "cartels" in Mexico are actually different sects carrying out xochiyaoyotl between the different factions in a race to be the first to revive "their" god.

Explains why there's so much decapitation, mutilation, and hearts being cut out.

[Urist McMalaclypse]

http://www.sjgames.com/misc/fnord.html
Serving all your conspiratorial needs since [CENSORED].

[Dr. D]

I have several:

All cats are secretly highly-advanced aliens who use their vast mind-control and shape-shifting powers to con humans out of cat food.

Muslims are secretly all secretly Jewish, Jews are all secretly Sikhs, Sikhs secretly Christian, Christians secretly Taoists, Taoists secretly atheists, atheists secretly Buddhists, Buddhists all secretly Obama, and Obama is secretly a person of Tenrikyo faith. All this without anybody knowing.

Like I said in the earlier conspiracy theory thread, we are all secretly lizard people headed by secret humans. David Icke is one of them.

Toady One only coded his game in order to raise an intelligent internet army in order to win a bet he made while at a University.
 
And finally, all conspiracy theories were stared by the government in order to make the government look competent.
 

[Aklyon]

The piranha from the White House will go to Mission Control. Fnord.

[Caesar]

We are all brothers and sisters. The Toady One is our real father.
We and only we are able to play and understand Dwarf Fortress due to our genetic disposition towards the paradoxically complicated.

[Nikov]

There is a cartel of forumites who are communicating in PMs, monitoring the board to post, reporting needlessly, supporting each other's arguments, and doing everything they can to shout down conservative posters.

It's called "Invent-a-Crazy-Conspiracy" not say one people have been spouting for years.

Saved you the trouble.

[ein]

On that note, a lot of the outwardly liberal forumites are arch-conservative, engaging in a similar ploy to fight the liberal cartel.

[Nikov]

On that note, a lot of the outwardly liberal forumites are arch-conservative, engaging in a similar ploy to fight the liberal cartel.

WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THIS.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Dammit! My secret's out.
In the same vein Nikov is a elite liberal sleeper agent.

[iceball3]

There is a cartel of forumites who are communicating in PMs, monitoring the board to post, reporting needlessly, supporting each other's arguments, and doing everything they can to shout down conservative posters.

DAMN YOU NIKOV.
DAMNIT.