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[MetalSlimeHunt]

We are all in on the conspiracy, and are all too good at keeping the Truth hidden to realize that there is no one on Earth who isn't part of the conspiracy now, just those pretending not to be. It is going to be fucking awkward once one of us slips up and the Truth comes out, with the world collectively realizing that the last of those we were using the consperacy against died several generations ago.

[sonerohi]

Obama is an Irish Jew.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah. His real name is Barackalah O'Bama

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And he has a plan to turn the rest of the US into Secret Irish Jews though Obamacare genetic overwriting.

[Deus ex Machina]

David Cameron and Nick Clegg are in cahoots to return Britain to the feudal era, where only the rich can afford education. Once they've established this feudal dystopia, they'll take over the world.

I thought that was accepted fact.

[Urist is dead tome]

This one is an actual theory.

This guy came on the Michael Medved Show during conspiracy day, he then proceeded to rant about how Stephen King killed John Lennon.

"Stephen King pulled the trigger!"

[DJ]

Prince Charles plans to take over the energy market in the UK, and use this position of power to restore pre-Magna Carta monarchy

[Deus ex Machina]

Prince Charles plans to take over the energy market in the UK, and use this position of power to restore pre-Magna Carta monarchy

Why is the first photo in that article photoshopped? :|

[Zrk2]

The Freemasons built Denver International Airport to hide their underground 2012 bunker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWWIDT910I

[DJ]

Prince Charles plans to take over the energy market in the UK, and use this position of power to restore pre-Magna Carta monarchy

Why is the first photo in that article photoshopped? :|

All depictions of the British Royal Family are photoshopped to hide their reptilian nature.

[Urist is dead tome]

Okay. This is off topic but, why is Jesse Ventura claiming he was a SEAL? Cause he wasn't.

And why isn't he being arrested for fraud?

[Zrk2]

Prince Charles plans to take over the energy market in the UK, and use this position of power to restore pre-Magna Carta monarchy

Why is the first photo in that article photoshopped? :|

All depictions of the British Royal Family are photoshopped to hide their reptilian nature.

I know, right?

[Urist is dead tome]

The first picture looks so fake. Obviously reptiles.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Okay. This is off topic but, why is Jesse Ventura claiming he was a SEAL? Cause he wasn't.

And why isn't he being arrested for fraud?

From September 11, 1969, to September 10, 1975, during the Vietnam War era, Ventura served in the United States Navy. While on active duty, Ventura was part of Underwater Demolition Team 12 (UDT). The UDTs were merged with the US Navy SEALs in 1983, 8 years after Ventura had left the Navy.

Bill Salisbury, an attorney in San Diego and a former Navy SEAL officer, accused Ventura of "pretending" to be a SEAL and wrote that Ventura would be blurring an important distinction by claiming to be a SEAL when he was actually a frogman with the UDT. Compared to SEAL teams, UDTs saw less combat and took fewer casualties. Following that, Governor Ventura's office confirmed that Ventura was never a member of the SEALs. His spokesman stated that Ventura has never tried to convince people otherwise. Ventura stated: "Today we refer to all of us as SEALs; that's all it is."

Even if he was outright lying about it, I'm fairly certain that isn't grounds for fraud. Just being known as a lying hack and having the actual SEALs pissed at you.

[Urist is dead tome]

If he is doing it for monetary than he can be arrested on grounds of the Stolen Valor act.