For the last hundred years, a horrible, covert group has been influencing the world in secret... with the power of music! They call these people by many names, but among themselves they are the Imusicati. All the greatest artists are members of its vast organization. Through the influence these stars gain through music, they attempt to guide the world as they see fit, keeping it in a constant state of conflict so that they may continue to write inspiring songs about how the violence must stop.
They have claimed many victims over the years. Their first kill registered in the FBI's archives is John Lennon, an independent artist who was subtly hinting at the Imusicati's existence in his songs. His greatest hit, "Imagine", was actually a blow directed at the organization, demanding that they stop the violence and create the utopia they know is within their grasp. It did not end well.
Young musician Michael Jackson was an up-and-coming star who began to build up influence, which he used behind the scenes to combat the Imusicati. Not appreciative of this, the organization had the man injected with an experimental drug that bleached his skin white, and caused severe brain damage, leading to embarrassing publicity fiascos that destroyed his reputation before it could undermine the Imusicati. Their efficiency is frightening.
But worst of all is their leader. He is a cold, heartless man that grows fat from the suffering of others. For over thirty years he has ruled the organization after a bloody climb to the top. His music is hypnotizing, and beloved by many, but not so great you would ever suspect him as being their true leader. My friends, the man is a monster, and his name is... Charlie Daniels.
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