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Author Topic: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.  (Read 5690 times)

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2011, 11:23:25 am »

What.
The.



Call our good friend PlotMcPloterson and ask if he can lend us a share in the Plot Market.
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2011, 11:30:23 am »

You call him. He says he is busy.

Enough of this tomfoolery. What next?

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2011, 11:37:52 am »

Head in the most money filled direction.
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #78 on: January 27, 2011, 05:42:45 pm »

Go west.
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #79 on: January 27, 2011, 08:11:54 pm »

West is always the most money filled direction, so you go there.

You are set on fire by an incinerator trap. You die.

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You are Charles, Programmer. You are in a dark green cube. What to do?

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2011, 08:15:29 pm »

find some way to interface with the cube
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #81 on: January 27, 2011, 08:27:31 pm »

That is possibly the worst idea you have ever heard. Not only is this non-electronic, but you are pretty sure it doesn't even have a language.

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #82 on: January 27, 2011, 08:37:07 pm »

no interface? :o :o  PANIC
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #83 on: January 27, 2011, 09:00:07 pm »

The programmer part of your brain begins to panic, but then you realize that not everything has an interface. Ducks, for example.

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #84 on: January 27, 2011, 09:15:06 pm »

Does this have an interface
yes                           no
                                I
  I                             V
  V
use it                         Is it a duck?   
                           yes                     no
                             I                       I
                             V                      I
take photo and upload onto internet     V
                                           What is it (and should I panic)?
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #85 on: January 27, 2011, 09:16:16 pm »

... Point taken.

Anyway, let's figure out what to do!

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #86 on: January 27, 2011, 09:37:04 pm »

don't know what to do as a programmer
I
V
Make flowchart        <--------
I                                       A
V                                       I
Do you know what to do? -> no
yes
I
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Do it.
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #87 on: January 27, 2011, 09:42:14 pm »

Goddammit, you realize why you became a programmer. You are obsessed with flowcharts and maths!

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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #88 on: January 28, 2011, 11:21:34 am »

Do You know where to go? >\/No
\/Yes                               Head down, maybe you'll find a computer.
Go there stupid.
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Re: Cube: Rapture. Text suggestion adventure.
« Reply #89 on: January 28, 2011, 11:23:02 am »

Do You know where to go? >\/No
\/Yes                               Head down, maybe you'll find a computer.
Go there stupid.

OOC: YAY! more charts
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