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[Fniff]

"You don't care about the afterlife!? At the rate of death in this place, you are going there!" The dead person seems pissed.

[quip]

"Sorry, I just... Uh... Wait a second, I can't remebe- Ah ha! ... Oh, wait, no..."

[Fniff]

"Oh, wait. You aren't him. Goddammit. Bye then." The ghastly blondie walks into a wall.

[vadia]

Fall in love with the mysterious woman.

[Fniff]

You quickly run into the wall and you are absorbed into it. The blond talks about fish cleaning in great details. Infinity passes, and you are back in the cube.

[Darvi]

Talk to the cube.

If the cube talks back, ignore its advice.

[Fniff]

"What should I do?" You ask.

WAKE UP

*

You just woke up from a long deep sleep. You are in a cubical room, with exits leading north, south, east, west, up and down. You have nothing but your clothes and your shoes. You hear someone screaming to the east of you. To the west, you hear something organically crunch.

[Darvi]

>DENNIS

[Fniff]

Huh. A metallic strain sounded like someone saying "Dennis."

Huh.

[Ricky]

jump down the bottem passageway.

[Fniff]

You jump down the bottom passageway. It is clear!

You are in a blue cube. Carved on the walls is this:

test rooms: throw shoes in b4 going in.

How helpful. There is a corpse here, clutching a shoe and a short pointy object.

[Darvi]

Take shoe and pointy object. Look at object. Look at shoe.

[Fniff]

The object is a knife!

The shoe is boring, just an old moldy Nike trainer.

[Darvi]

Play football with the shoe *rimshot*

[Fniff]

You wear the shoe. You kick the corpse. Dear god this is depressing.