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Author Topic: Funniest Message You Have Gotten  (Read 8527 times)

Angela Christine

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2006, 07:45:00 pm »

A fire imp has sprung from ambush!
An ambush, drive them out!

The game zooms over to the 1*many exploratory shaft to the magma, and there are no dwarves anywhere in sight.  No dogs, cats, mules, etc., either.  In fact, the spot where the fire imp has "sprung from ambush" is on a bit of shore along the magma river that none of my people could even get to.  I'm all like, huh?  Then I see it, a brown "t".  A fire imp came out of the magma and ambushed a troglodyte that was waiting to ambush dwarves.

The troglodyte won the fight, but he is still marooned on the bit of shoreline next to the magma river.  The poor guy is going to have to just stand there in miasma from the rotting fire imp corpse, because I'm sure not going to send miners over to dig him out.    :p

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Devastator

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2006, 03:50:00 am »

Probably got his beard hacked off.

"1018 regions rejected"

This had better be one hell of a world..

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Old-Man-Gator

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2006, 09:47:00 am »

<Craftsdwarf> has created <some>, a silk battle axe!

Obviously I have moved on and re-created the world since then, but I think that is the most amusing artifact so far, closely followed by the dwarf bone weapon rack the same dwarf made my LEGENDARY MASON into to store said fappy battle axe when she was not using it to cut down trees.

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ghor

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2006, 12:54:00 am »

The only one I remember at the moment is these two lines, during a goblin invasion:

cat (Tame) has become enraged!
The cat (Tame) has been struck down.

A noble and adorable effort.

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Lith

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2006, 07:19:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Mechanoid:
<STRONG>

"876 regions rejected"   :(</STRONG>


"13 regions rejected". The fastest generation I eve seen. Randseed was 2006. Beautiful world was it!

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2006, 07:42:00 am »

"8 regions rejected"

could you see "0 regions rejected" message?

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Maximus

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2006, 01:44:00 pm »

Geshud Zasitmorul, Farmer has given birth to a girl.
Geshud Zasitmorul, Farmer cancels Drink: Seeking Infant.

"Awright, thash it for me boysh, a baby plopped out shomewhere here an' I gotta fin' it."

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Draxxalon

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2006, 02:02:00 pm »

I've gotten down to 4 rejected as my lowest so far.

Of course, I generated levels back to back for a couple days on end to see that :P

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PNB

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2006, 09:23:00 pm »

I got zero. it had a vein at the true face of the mountation (The first completely solid line of rock, not the cheap crap, had a silver vein in it. it led to a 200 ore piece dig.
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HY DO THE DOGS KEEP EXPLODING?

Lith

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2006, 05:26:00 am »

4 regions rejected - again 2006, latest version of game
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DDouble

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2006, 10:54:00 pm »

How do you make a "seed" for the random world generator? 2006? huh?
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Angela Christine

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2006, 01:06:00 am »

I go to generate a new world for the latest version, and the realm is called:
"Mon Udo, The Plane of Souls"

I now live in fear that I am going to send an adventurer into one of the human towns of Mon Udo, and encounter these guys:

The horror!

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dav

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2006, 09:53:00 pm »

I generated Gyrat Moyo, which I kept reading as "Great Mojo."
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NotQuiteSure

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2006, 04:27:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Lith:
<STRONG>4 regions rejected - again 2006, latest version of game</STRONG>

Loks like I got the new record..2 rejected

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Angela Christine

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2006, 09:20:00 am »

    Likot Kizestakrul, Craftsdwarf has been possessed!

    Likot Kizestakrul, Craftsdwarf cancels Strange Mood:  Too injured.

    Likot Kizestakrul, Craftsdwarf has gone berserk!

    Deler Idensashas, Swordsdwarf cancels Sleep: Interupted by Craftsdwarf.

Oh sure, too injured to get off his but and work, but not too injured to attack the guy in the next bunk.

I see the first message and I'm all like Uh-oh, because it is only the second summer and I don't have many workshops built yet.

I see the second message and go, huh, well that sure is handy.  But then why is he still blinking a pink exclamation point?

The third message follows almost instantly.  D'oh!

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