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[Banzayatc]

During a battle with groundhog: "The groundhog dies of old age"

[Zerox]

Mine is "Dwarf Name" cancels sparing in barracks.  Too Insane.<P>On a side note shouldn't protectors of you fortress be required to be sane?

The classic Catch-22.

Anyway:
Cat(tame) cancels store item in stockpile;too injured x9001 (not that much per say, but it's happened a LOT recently)

[Stathol]

I was screwing around with departing on volcanic glaciers a few days ago when the RNG hit me up with this awesome fortress name (or civilization name - I don't recall which):

Murder Machines

It's a given that anything with "murder" in it is going to be a hilarious/awesome name, but that has to be the most hardcore fortress/civ name *ever*.

[flabort]

during settup of an elf-merchant trap:
"<elf>, merchant, cancels Trade: on fire."
"<elf>, merchant, has been struck down"
what? i hadn't even building my channels and pumps to encase my depot in obsidion, and an elf falls for it still unfinished? oh, armok, armok, armok. sad. a single bridge had retracted, and the elf burns to death.

LET ME FINNISH, toady!

also:
"<elf, merchant, cancles Trade: interupted by Carp"

[Glacies]

Tekkud Feburist, Miner cancels dig: Interrupted by Batman.

[Greiger]

Back from the 2D days an old easter egg.

As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of the dwarves that suffer your neglect.

[Roundabout Lout]

From the HFS attack.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Umci Desliganuh, Hammerman cancels Starting Fist Fight: Interrupted by Spirit Of Fire.

[G-Flex]

Back from the 2D days an old easter egg.

As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of the dwarves that suffer your neglect.

I'm curious. What did they say?

[Splendiferous]

it's a bit similar to another message above, but this is my favorite:

the story is, I like to name my dwarves, right? helps me bond with them
I name a lye maker joker channelbrows. he goes completely insane and starts beating up some kid. at that moment a ambush starts, and I get the most hilarious message of my early DF career

       Joker Channelbrow cancels attack Urist Oakglade, child: interrupted by Batman

they go on to have the most epic battle I have ever seen. and it ends with the batman basically throwing Joker into my lava pipe. then the batman vanishes into the chasm

good to know the streets of my fortress are now safe from insane criminal lye makers...

[Hectonkhyres]

I name a lye maker joker channelbrows. he goes completely insane and starts beating up some kid. at that moment a ambush starts, and I get the most hilarious message of my early DF career

       Joker Channelbrow cancels attack Urist Oakglade, child: interrupted by Batman

they go on to have the most epic battle I have ever seen. and it ends with the batman basically throwing Joker into my lava pipe. then the batman vanishes into the chasm

good to know the streets of my fortress are now safe from insane criminal lye makers...

Sir... you win. The internets and all their contents, except Europa, are yours. A grand pleasure palace is being erected for you atop the Himalayan mountains and stocked with virginal, brainwashed slavewomen as we speak. Kudos.

Batman needs to make a repeat performance. He just does.

[Kagus]

I would like to add my support to the above message.  That was a truly spectacular event.

[TettyNullus]

Urist McMayor cancels wedding: Throwing tantrum

Yeah, the mayor, cancelled his wedding. I have no idea how it happened, right out of nowhere too 

[Yanlin]

I name a lye maker joker channelbrows. he goes completely insane and starts beating up some kid. at that moment a ambush starts, and I get the most hilarious message of my early DF career

       Joker Channelbrow cancels attack Urist Oakglade, child: interrupted by Batman

they go on to have the most epic battle I have ever seen. and it ends with the batman basically throwing Joker into my lava pipe. then the batman vanishes into the chasm

good to know the streets of my fortress are now safe from insane criminal lye makers...

Sir... you win. The internets and all their contents, except Europa, are yours. A grand pleasure palace is being erected for you atop the Himalayan mountains and stocked with virginal, brainwashed slavewomen as we speak. Kudos.

Batman needs to make a repeat performance. He just does.

Agreed.

[Astus Ater]

We need a comic of Batman versus Dwarf Joker now. If I had a scanner, I'd do it myself.

[Splendiferous]

I second that.