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Author Topic: Funniest Message You Have Gotten  (Read 8530 times)

ctrlfrk

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2006, 06:32:00 pm »

[Name], Dungeon Master is more experienced.

You know you're not doing it right when your DM levels :P

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2006, 05:13:00 pm »

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You know you're not doing it right when your DM levels :P

In my first large fortress I kept all dwarves harvest on and my berite and ferite almost became legendary growers.

[ November 25, 2006: Message edited by: Bask ]

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AlStar

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2006, 06:46:00 pm »

This object menaces with spikes of plump helmet.

- gotten from the description of my latest artifact, a plump helmet coat.

I'm going to be sad when I run out of plump helmet cloth, it makes the most amusing artifacts.

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2006, 10:59:00 am »

First world I ever generated had 2 regions rejected   :D
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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2006, 12:06:00 pm »

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Originally posted by DuncanFrost:
<STRONG>First world I ever generated had 2 regions rejected    :D</STRONG>

I also got 2 regions rejected in my first world. How bizzare is that?

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AlanL

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2006, 06:44:00 pm »

I had one with 1 rejected. Almost had a 0 too.

Just got my first funny of playing this.

"Engraved is a superior Erib Gomathvudthar rendition of a well-designed image of four windows ."

My engraver must know a lot about the computer that runs the world around him   :p

[ December 07, 2006: Message edited by: AlanL ]

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2006, 09:11:00 am »

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My engraver must know a lot about the computer that runs the world around him

"follow the white elephants"  ;)

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2006, 05:48:00 pm »

Heh, one of my nobles had a picture of a window on his wall. Must've messed with his mind to no end.

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2006, 06:26:00 pm »

First world I generated only had 1 rejected.

In my current fortress I have a Throne called "Goldknives the Insights of Rain"

Is it goldknifing.. the insights.. of rain ?

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2007, 09:35:00 am »

Feeling grumpy about my last fortress being a messy hole in the mountain... start generating a new world:

The wonderous world of Omens

Rejects... 0

Hmm... maybe the game thinks I can be appeased.

And yupp, it has some great regions too.  Probably the best mix of area types I've seen yet.  And almost all have trading  :)

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qwip

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2007, 04:10:00 pm »

2 regions rejected, 2006 November-ish version.
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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2007, 01:41:00 pm »

This was in the middle of the night in a local tavern in adventure mode.

a - Ador Thomodini, child
b - Tawki Usmokaro, drunk
c - Maple Bed

...erp.

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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2007, 04:08:00 pm »

I've seen a mayor, peasant and child all in the same bed. I think it was a twin bed . . .
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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2007, 02:50:00 pm »

an artifact coffin named "the purple proliferation".  aptly named, as it brings to mind wafting clouds of maisma eminating from the rotting corpse.
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Re: Funniest Message You Have Gotten
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2007, 12:23:00 am »

Where's my engraver?  I was sure I had a master engraver in this fortress.  I can't find any trace of him.  Finally I searched through the gamelog:

ThŒkut Idenotad, Engraver has been crushed by a drawbridge.

When the hell did that happen?   :mad:

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