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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Post scarcity, cow eats you!

[darkrider2]

It will never taste as good as meat taken from live cows.
The pain and terror add to the flavor.

I cannot explain how true this is.
I can't even sig it because it isn't even funny. Just so true.

If you won't sig it I will.

[Duke 2.0]

Post scarcity, cow eats you!

We are robots, remember? They cannot digest our metal flesh.

[iceball3]

Post scarcity, cow eats you!

We are robots, remember? They cannot digest our metal flesh.

And if cows are the robots?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

But they're ruminants, they can digest our metal flesh with their mighty stomachs!!

[lordnincompoop]

Post scarcity, cow eats you!

We are robots, remember? They cannot digest our metal flesh.

And if cows are the robots?

Everything is robots.

Everything.

[Sergius]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were beefs in the base. He didn't see them, but had ate them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space butcherer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE EAT BY BEEFS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the PETA he knew there were beefs.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must eat the beefs!"
So John gotted his knief and fork and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO EAT US" said the beefs
"I will shoot at him" said the cybercow and he fired the rocket missiles. John kniefed at him and tried to skewer him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to eat.
"No! I must eat the beefs" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the beefs"
And then John was a cow robot.

[Il Palazzo]

<grunt of approval>

[FuzzyZergling]

You know what?
I cannot express the amounts of foolish laughter that that induced in me.
There is no way for me to tell you exactly how hilarious you are.
There are no words.

[Grakelin]

Post scarcity, cow eats you!

We are robots, remember? They cannot digest our metal flesh.

And if cows are the robots?

Everything is robots.

Everything.

Does that mean that robots is Pathos?

[Omegastick]

£10 says that this thing goes sentient in 2012.

[iceball3]

£10 says that this thing goes sentient in 2012.

And my 10 USD says it doesn't my good sir. Is it a bet?

[lordnincompoop]

$10?

More like $19.

[iceball3]

$10?

More like $19.

I can perhaps fish out an extra $19.
But first we need to determine what sentience is.

[AntiAntiMatter]

But first we need to determine what sentience is.

Sentience is the ability to feel. The term you're looking for is sapience. Self-awareness, perhaps?