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Author Topic: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot  (Read 11529 times)

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2010, 04:27:30 pm »

Luckily the arm only reaches so far. As long as the Japanese don't attach tank treads to this thing our soldiers will be fine in WWIII.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2010, 07:08:00 pm »

What I meant was that they won't replace Shochets. Jewish butchers that slaughter by the laws laid down in the Pentateuch. (Torah as it were.)

They will not be replaced for a long, long time.

I hope they get replaced ASAP, honestly. Inhumane slaughter because God tells them to is still inhumane slaughter.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2010, 07:45:52 pm »

What I meant was that they won't replace Shochets. Jewish butchers that slaughter by the laws laid down in the Pentateuch. (Torah as it were.)

They will not be replaced for a long, long time.

I hope they get replaced ASAP, honestly. Inhumane slaughter because God tells them to is still inhumane slaughter.
There is no such thing as humane slaughter so i would stop there if i were you.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2010, 07:52:17 pm »

Yeah, I agree with bloodsheder. The slaugheter of animals, even the way we do it now is not admirable. We're approaching it, but I doubt we'll get there.


As for this though, it's a big step forward. I can definitely see applications for this in other areas.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2010, 08:00:58 pm »

There aren't any humane slaughters, but there are definitely inhumane slaughters. For example, baby seals. The Hakapik, when used properly, ensures an instant and painless death. When used improperly, the Hakapik causes extreme pain to the seal, and is nearly impossible to remove from the skull when you miss. Seals hit improperly can take hours to slowly bleed out while a huge metal spike protrudes from their brains.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2010, 08:05:17 pm »

i use a gun, its a pain in the ass for long distance but if you know how to use it, you can drop whatever you aim at instantly.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2010, 08:08:39 pm »

@Barbarossa: Would you rather have them beat the seals to death, ensuring a painful death every time?

If a tool has potential like that though, you should at least teach those damn hunters how to use it.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2010, 08:43:02 pm »

It's perfectly humane. It will be far more painful to a lot more people who slowly die of starvation and malnourishment in our streets if we stop.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2010, 08:44:19 pm »

Meat is nowhere near an effective method of feeding people.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2010, 08:54:18 pm »

@Barbarossa: Would you rather have them beat the seals to death, ensuring a painful death every time?
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I'm  merely saying that no death is humane, just more humane than others. More humane-ness is better, in my opinion.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2010, 08:55:39 pm »

Meat is nowhere near an effective method of feeding people.
It's still food and we still buy it. What is gonna stop it besides an effort that will be counterstriked by angry mobs?
And as a whole cascade of events, certain people would start leaping for power and before you know it, civil war.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2010, 08:57:58 pm »

So what you are saying is, only meat is keeping your country from collapsing?

America is a terrible country.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2010, 09:02:19 pm »

So what you are saying is, only meat is keeping your country from collapsing?

America is a terrible country.
Who said only? And you'd be pretty pissed if something you wanted was suddenly taken away. Multiply that by the amount of angry people and you have a potential uprising.
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