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Author Topic: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot  (Read 11331 times)

Derekristow

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 07:25:53 am »
I could see these being used in meat mass production businesses, but I don't think it will cause the remaining small business butcheries to vanish.  We buy all of our meat from a family operated meat market, and the only way these machines could make that go away is if they somehow caused grocery store meat to taste better.
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Quote from: Emily on October 07, 2010, 05:36:43 am
So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 07:29:00 am »
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It could also perform circumcisions!
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 08:52:01 am »
I dunno, this looks pretty useful.  It's not really a replacement for butchers so much as a replacement for one part of the ham preparing process, but it could have a lot more potential later on.

I don't think the luddite argument can really hold much water anymore...
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 09:20:29 am »
Thirty years from now everyone's going to have a mini version of these in their kitchens.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 09:38:05 am »
Quote from: smigenboger on December 30, 2010, 09:20:29 am
Thirty years from now everyone's going to have a mini version of these in their kitchens.

And connected to the Internet, without the proper patches.

Hmm...
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2010, 09:41:33 am »
I expect tons of disembowelled toddlers.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2010, 09:47:53 am »
This invention is going to be popular amongst the russian mafia.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2010, 10:10:25 am »
Quote from: Eugenitor on December 30, 2010, 09:38:05 am
Quote from: smigenboger on December 30, 2010, 09:20:29 am
Thirty years from now everyone's going to have a mini version of these in their kitchens.

And connected to the Internet, without the proper patches.

Hmm...

Well, with adequate driver support they could be a multi-purpose cutting-edge (rimshot) robot, like so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgx38DkNsA0

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2010, 10:47:35 am »
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« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 03:54:09 pm by Bauglir »
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2010, 11:02:10 am »
Won't be long before someone turns it into a sexbot.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2010, 01:12:00 pm »
Quote from: forsaken1111 on December 30, 2010, 11:02:10 am
Won't be long before someone turns it into a sexbot.

Let us pray they never roll back drivers to a previous version.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2010, 01:35:34 pm »
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We'd like to build up our know-how regarding how to operate their processing, so we can construct a general-purpose system for handling irregularly shaped, soft items.
Quote from: Bauglir on December 30, 2010, 10:47:35 am
Indeed, it seems that they have forgotten that humans are soft, irregularly-shaped objects.
Yeah, we are well on the way to Killbots. Or at least Remorseless Evidence Disposal Bots.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2010, 04:18:02 pm »
Luckily the arm only reaches so far. As long as the Japanese don't attach tank treads to this thing our soldiers will be fine in WWIII.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2010, 04:26:44 pm »
Hmm... well, the first serious "killbots" are already at use in Afghanistan and Pakistan.  Although they aren't autonomous, which I suppose makes all the difference...
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