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Gauss Weapons *I love these things.*

10 (20%)

Sonic Weapons

6 (12%)

Ion Beam Accelerators *Let's us get Ion Armor.*

7 (14%)

Max's Psychological Condition

4 (8%)

Medkit *Still haven't!*

10 (20%)

X-Com's Funding Nations Council Intelligence

4 (8%)

Research Tarrans Digestive System

9 (18%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[Heron TSG]

Well, we can just sack him. That works. MC control does magical things to Gerald's mind. Surprisingly, the mentally unstable Max is always the last one to get MC attacked.

That wouldn't be very nice. He's just trying to help.

[Phantom]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-




EDIT: LOBSTERMEN!
EDITEDIT: Missions been scrubbed, I'm not willing to fight those creatures while I am so under equipped.

[MaximumZero]

Is there any way to train Gerald to not shit himself every time he sees an alien?

Well, we can just sack him. That works. MC control does magical things to Gerald's mind. Surprisingly, the mentally unstable Max is always the last one to get MC attacked.

That's because the aliens look at my brainwaves and shake their heads, saying, "Man, what the hell is wrong with that one? What if it's contagious?"

[Phantom]

Good news everyone, I've encountered a Tasoth Terror Mission! That means we'll get Psionics soon!

[Sheb]

But we don't want psionics, do we? Psionics is for the weak, if we use it, we may... survive!

[Phantom]

But we don't want psionics, do we? Psionics is for the weak, if we use it, we may... survive!

Are you kidding me? After losing a whole team to only 5 Aquatoids with pistols I deserve the break. That and a Gill man shot you 4 times and threw a grenade at you.

[Haspen]

But we don't want psionics, do we? Psionics is for the weak, if we use it, we may... survive!

Are you kidding me? After losing a whole team to only 5 Aquatoids with pistols I deserve the break. That and a Gill man shot you 4 times and threw a grenade at you.

And for some reason he is still alive?

[Phantom]

But we don't want psionics, do we? Psionics is for the weak, if we use it, we may... survive!

Are you kidding me? After losing a whole team to only 5 Aquatoids with pistols I deserve the break. That and a Gill man shot you 4 times and threw a grenade at you.

And for some reason he is still alive?

Yes, yes he is...

[Tarran]

But we don't want psionics, do we? Psionics is for the weak, if we use it, we may... survive!

Are you kidding me? After losing a whole team to only 5 Aquatoids with pistols I deserve the break. That and a Gill man shot you 4 times and threw a grenade at you.

And for some reason he is still alive?

Yes, yes he is...

Wow, he must have skin made of Adamantine or something.

[Phantom]

Nah, he had Ion Armor on.

EDIT: Whoah that mission was a slaughter.

Spoiler: Update 10 (click to show/hide)

Lizards, Lobsters, and small Alien Men.
The days were getting worse and worse by the minute.


Despite our best efforts to impress the funding council, Egypt had signed a pact with the Aliens. As a reaction, almost all personnel in the base went into an uproar, calling them "Backstabbing Egyptian Arses" and "Chryssalid Fodder."




The aliens also established a Colony right off the coast of Egypt, which we contemplated in attacking but with held from doing that.




Soon after that, another bloody terror mission occurred, this time on a Cargo Ship. Suffice to say it did not end well for the crew.




Tarran: LET'S SCREW 'EM OVER.




Tarran: HEY LOOK A GIANT LOBSTER.




Tarran: And it took 3 shots!




Gerald then threatened to take off without us, so we were forced into piling back up into the Triton.




The scientists finally researched what Ion Beam Accelerators were meant to do.




And then reverse engineered them into suits of Ion Armor, which were like Power Armor except Yellow with an open visor. Seriously, we developed most of the stuff in the Last War.




As a nice breather, we were sent to take care of a small ship that the Barracuda's shot down.




As soon as we left the Triton we were treated to the sight of Tarran using overkill on a Gill Man.
Tarran: KA-BOOOOM!




Ghost: Dammit Tarran!




Sebastian: Enemy in sight! Oh screw that I got someone else to fry.




Sebastian: Alright, the one who threw a grenade at me is down...




Gerald: Die, gill man!




Sebastian: And you didn't shoot that one! And my head doesn't feel well...




Gerald: No joke, you got shot in the head.




Sebastian: I SHOT YOU ALREADY!




Sebastian: DIE!




However this vessel was quite insignificant.




Funding was dwindling slowly...




And then the Aliens chose to attack another ship. Different species of Aliens this time too.




Tarran: Okay, Brain in a floating Jar, what the hell!?




Gerald: And a Giant Iguana, maybe it's friendly.




Ghost: Quite a resistant brain in a jar.




Gerald: I can't take thi-
Ghost: SHUT UP ALREADY!




Gerald: Wow, I guess your yelling made that thin-
Ghost: Shut up!




Ghost: Okay Alien, you're coming with me, also Aquanaut down. I think it was Binwin.




Ghost: Wait, Naomh went down here. Naomh? Naomh! Dammit, another down!




Ghost: Okay, everyone in! Gerald, GET IN! GERALD! And where the hell is Doctor!?
Tarran: He got offed.




Tarran: We need to leave Gerald now.
Ghost: What? No, you listen to m-




Quibble: Screw it, I'm saving our asses!




This was another slaughter mission. The rookies didn't stand a chance, and we had to leave Gerald.




Robert was promoted to replace him.

[forsaken1111]

Binwin! NOOOO!

[Phantom]

Binwin! NOOOO!

His grandfather was a failure anyway.

[Heron TSG]

I request that Gerald swims to shore in a panic and finds a way to rejoin X-COM, a changed man. (A new Aquanaut with (hopefully) better courage.

[forsaken1111]

Binwin! NOOOO!

His grandfather was a failure anyway.

He was a gorram American Hero!

[Phantom]

Binwin! NOOOO!

His grandfather was a failure anyway.

He was a gorram American Hero!

He quit!

I request that Gerald swims to shore in a panic and finds a way to rejoin X-COM, a changed man. (A new Aquanaut with (hopefully) better courage.

Only Psionic Strength will tell.