Gauss Weapons, brought to you by X-Com. Please use responsibly.The gap of activity between March First and March Twenty First was interesting, to say the least.They managed to research quite a few topics to help us in fighting the new Alien races. However, the reason we need a new type of Medkit baffles me if we already had much left over from 1999.However, much of our success was trampled by the amounts of Alien Activity occurring, which soon culminated into......The attack on Bombay.Ghost: Sailor! You do realized you're standing meters away from an alien, right!?
Sailor: If I stand still, it won't see me.
Ghost: You sir, are an ignoramus. Tarran, boomstick time.
Tarran: Yeah yeah.
Ghost: Enemy down.
Sailor: BROTHER!
Tarran: Aw fuck no.
Tarren: Yesssss.
Gerald: Another Alien, thing. You know what? Eat it.
Gerald: Huh, these things actually work.
Ghost: Stop standing there and be useful.
Tarren: Naw.
Tarran: Well, does anyone want to help me shoot that?
Ghost: Already done, right between the eyes too.
Tarran: I see you're smarter than the others, brother.
Taren: Silence! I will kill you when this is o-
Gerald: ENEMY DOWN. AGAIN.
Robert: Hey Gerald can you sho-
Gerald: NO NO NO WE WILL ALL DIE!
At this point, Gerald is just sitting there, frozen by fear.Gerald: *cries.*
Gerald: I AM GONNA KILL YOU ALL, MOTHERF*CKERS!
Off-Screen Lunch Delivery Boy: ARGH!
Sebastian: What the hell man!?
Sebastian: Gerald you dumb piece of bullcrap!
Gerald: Blaaaaaarrrrgh.
Sebastian: Go to sleep. *Keeps prodding Gerald with Tazer.*
Robert: While you guys were busy, I had to mop up the building!
Sebastian: I can't tell if that's crap or junk, and why the hell is that Sailor wading in it?
Sailor: It smells nice.
Sebastian: The Navy sure is open these days...
Robert: Oh hey look contraband. Max?
Max: Does it have explosives?
Robert: Uh, no.
Max: Don't care then.
Ghost: I can't believe I forgot to check this building.
Max III: Why hello there.
Max VII: I can't believe we are clones of the same person. Get out.
Max: Okaaay, another Alien. Boomstick ti-
Robert: Already got it.
Robert: Wait, I ALREADY KILLED YOU!
The mission was a relative success compared to the other port.