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Gauss Weapons *I love these things.*

10 (20%)

Sonic Weapons

6 (12%)

Ion Beam Accelerators *Let's us get Ion Armor.*

7 (14%)

Max's Psychological Condition

4 (8%)

Medkit *Still haven't!*

10 (20%)

X-Com's Funding Nations Council Intelligence

4 (8%)

Research Tarrans Digestive System

9 (18%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[Phantom]

No, all of humanity would be stronger, smarter and faster. One might even say... SUPERHUMAN.

Your fundamental misunderstandings of words shall get you killed on day Barb.

You would think that Superhuman difficulty would be really easy, considering that all your soldiers are able to perform inhumanly badass deeds with ease.

Barb, dearie. The difficulty level is describing the player's talent. Not the soldiers.

Don't patronize me. I bet you're one of those 'Easy' guys from the brothel down the block.

Or maybe I'm joking

Blar.

[Archangel]

Naomh O'Driscoll, hardened further by battle and the fact that she's suffered several more deaths, must be part of this. Arm her to fulfill whatever role you need most.

[Urist McOverlord]

If you're done mocking one another, I would like to claim a victim piece of cannon fodder victim.

Name: Urist
Bio: Short, stubby, and with a fondness for being very far away from the sky.
Loadout: Anything and everything. But with grenades.

[breadbocks]

You're gonna want a guy just laden with grenades. They can be devastating in the right hands.

[Urist McOverlord]

You're gonna want a guy just laden with grenades. They can be devastating in the right hands.

I approve of this plan. Maybe a pistol. you know, in case the enemy pops up right next to an ally and grenades would be more entertaining than useful.

[breadbocks]

You're gonna want a guy just laden with grenades. They can be devastating in the right hands.

I approve of this plan. Maybe a pistol. you know, in case the enemy pops up right next to an ally and grenades would be more entertaining than useful.

Grenades are always more entertaining than useful. The entertainment level just goes up when you toss a nade into a building, killing 3 aliens inside up, along with the building itself.

[Urist McOverlord]

True. But considering how low we are on recruits, I wouldn't want to start chucking grenades at people near our own dudes just yet. Or ever, for that matter.

[yamo]

Name:  Tony Tononi

Turn ons:  Hand guns and hand grenades.
Turn offs:  Aliens who aren't All That But think that they are.

War Cry:  Oh no you didn't!
Bio:  Born in Jersey. Live 4ever!

[NewsMuffin]

Gregor Tersat
27 Male
A proud and boastful warrior from Germany. He likes to swim, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and fight.
Dart Pistol, Stun Baton/StunStick, Grenades, Medkit.

Might as well join, I guess. TFTD is fuckall hard, and you need all of the expendable cannon fodder good soldiers you can get.

[Sheb]

Damn, my genealogical tree is dying so fast!

Name: Ananda von Kleinfeld.
Bio: With the violent death of most of the family's males, the von Kleinfeld had no choice but to send their daughters fight the alien menace. Ananda is a woman, so she's too weak for any heavy weapons, but will do sniping work just fine.

[Phantom]

I have a great idea. I SHALL MAKE A SUICIDE BOMBER SQUAD! They shall be NewsMuffin and yamo, big explosions for everyone!

[NewsMuffin]

I hope the damage from my explosives is blocked by my liver.

[CJ1145]

I have a great idea. I SHALL MAKE A SUICIDE BOMBER SQUAD! They shall be NewsMuffin and yamo, big explosions for everyone!

No no no, you totally need to take two redshirts named Jougan and Barinbou and do it.

[Deadmeat1471]

Name two of the suicide bombers:

Kami
Kazi

Doeeeett

[MaximumZero]

Biggs and Wedge? They'd never actually die!