Examine ye throne. Examine ye ground. Examine ye place the statue is sitting in. Examine ye friggen everything.
*Can't take the crown so that's out. Massive boring info hunt mode is a go-go.*
(6)The throne is a rendition of Olifgar Flopted the obsidian throne in orthoclause, it menaced with spikes of elephant tusk, hanging rings of elf bone, straps of tentacle demon leather and a depiction of an elephant, elf, tentacle demon, and a carp in carp bone, the elf was being eaten by the tentacle demon, the elephant was sneaking, the carp was attacking the tentacle demon, it related to the killing of javaguardus the elf by a tentacle demon in the early years of the kingdom of hope, which was carved in the early years of the the kingdom of hope by the mason Drenidarus Eviclin while possessed by the demon Grendilon, a demon whoms sphere includes thrones and masons, and was sold to a noble family for no more then 450 gold Hopens and used as a study room chair by Oftinous Leftlyim until his death to a giant man-eating tree, it was then deconstructed and sold to the dwarven mountainhome of Heliphinose Weritis and used as a dining room chair until it was stolen by the kobold kreglopuimstoerty and used as a cave ornament until it was recovered by the adventurer Urist Sockpummel and sold to King Enright Doomswrath the Necrotizing-thorn of Hammering, and made into a throne room chair. The ground is acidic but only since recently it is muddy because it rained not more then a day ago but no less then a week, in this particular spot the adventure Oftinous Leftlyim was slain by Trfpht Srptng the Limbs of Ripping in the early years of the kingdom of hope, by biteing his head off. Nearby is the giant man-eating tree Trfpht Srptng the Limbs of Ripping a legendary ambusher and biter, several giant man-eating trees are nearby as well, a statue of King Enright Doomswrath the Necrotizing-thorn of Hammering siting on Olifgar Flopted the obsidian throne in orthoclause, carved by the mason Drenidarus Eviclin in the early years of the kingdom of hope, it commemorates the building of the throne room of King Enright Doomswrath the Necrotizing-thorn of Hammering.