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Theodolus

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #645 on: January 17, 2011, 01:21:56 am »
Cough the glass out of my throat without breaking it. Take a second to recover from the unexpected expansion of my throat, and then find out who the table, chairs and fence belong to.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #646 on: January 17, 2011, 01:26:33 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 01:19:02 am
Okay so you...

Oh.

OH...

Oh.

Your Hungry, I take it?
(4)the tree scrapes a lateral line abover its mouth and the trees start pulling on you very hard.

Quote from: Theodolus on January 17, 2011, 01:21:56 am
Cough the glass out of my throat without breaking it. Take a second to recover from the unexpected expansion of my throat, and then find out who the table, chairs and fence belong to.
(6)you cough the glass out your throat and it goes sailing through the sky, and disappears in the distance, the table has no marks and neither does the chairs, but the fence has has a sign, "Property of the Duke" is spray painted over some kind of warning sign.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #647 on: January 17, 2011, 01:29:09 am »
Okay okay hold up a minute.

Why do you actually need live meat? What, is photosynthesis going out of style? Is the ground not nutritious because This is a swamp it has the best goddamn mud a tree could ask for.

Honestly your wasting a lot of energy here.

*Try to get out of bonds*
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #648 on: January 17, 2011, 01:31:34 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 01:29:09 am
Okay okay hold up a minute.

Why do you actually need live meat? What, is photosynthesis going out of style? Is the ground not nutritious because This is a swamp it has the best goddamn mud a tree could ask for.

Honestly your wasting a lot of energy here.

*Try to get out of bonds*
(3)the trees let up and although you cant get free they start carrying you off somewhere, but you cant see where as the trees are blocking your view.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #649 on: January 17, 2011, 01:33:47 am »
See where this leads to.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #650 on: January 17, 2011, 01:42:54 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 01:33:47 am
See where this leads to.
(3)The trees stop and dump you face first into a pile of swamp mud, it stings.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #651 on: January 17, 2011, 01:43:48 am »
Get up and wipe myself off. Observe surroundings.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #652 on: January 17, 2011, 01:54:36 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 01:43:48 am
Get up and wipe myself off. Observe surroundings.
(4)you wipe the irritating mud off and look aroung to find yourself deep in the swamp, a large statue of an armor clad man looms over you, his head bears a crown and his he sits on a throne, he glares down where you were dumped.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #653 on: January 17, 2011, 01:56:14 am »
Um. Hi.

Nice crown. How's life?
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #654 on: January 17, 2011, 01:57:51 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 01:56:14 am
Um. Hi.

Nice crown. How's life?
(3)the statue doesnt repy and remains stone still.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #655 on: January 17, 2011, 02:00:13 am »
Look at other surroundings. Are the trees still here?

Well the living ones anyway.

...

The moving cannibalistic ones, anyway.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #656 on: January 17, 2011, 02:05:25 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 02:00:13 am
Look at other surroundings. Are the trees still here?

Well the living ones anyway.

...

The moving cannibalistic ones, anyway.
cannibalism implys that they eat their own kind...
(4)the trees are still here, they look like they still want to eat you, other then you and them the swamp is low on life, and even they dont look green and leafy like standard trees, more brown, yellow, and red, and very discomforted by being here.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #657 on: January 17, 2011, 02:08:20 am »
Walk up to the statue and examine the armor and crown closely. Does it actually have any eyes, and do they move in any way, and such.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #658 on: January 17, 2011, 02:20:02 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 17, 2011, 02:08:20 am
Walk up to the statue and examine the armor and crown closely. Does it actually have any eyes, and do they move in any way, and such.
(4)the statue's armor and crown are stone and very elaborate with skulls and bones and horns and teeth in stone, the statue has carved stone eyes and they do not move.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #659 on: January 17, 2011, 02:22:10 am »
Tentatively lift the crown off of his head.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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