Pull the kitten monster off of my hand.
(2)You pull the kitten monster off your hand, unfortunetly it remains in possession of it and you dont, you watch as it swallows your hand.
A walk through the woods we go, a walk through the woods we go.
Weave through the trees, and head only the way I came from.
(4)you walk through the trees, weaving in and out but soon come to a point where the trees are just to close together to pass, you turn aroung to walk around but find yourself surrounded by similar trees.
Examine the skyline for an indication of civilization, an oasis, or anything else that might be a landmark. Also try to find tracks of any sort that might lead to such a location.[b/]
(5)you turn around eyeing the skyline and see that not more then a few yards is a table and chairs surrounded by a fence.
I WILL CONSUME THE CAGE. BY THE POWER OF THE CONKSUCK BOOTS I DEMAND IT TO BE EATEN.
(4)you succeed in eating through one bar, unfortunetly it has an iron core, santa walks over to the cage and raps on it with the poker and laughs, "Thaught you could sneak up on old Kringle, ho ho ho."
>approach skeletal cat
>examine skeletal cat
>make David Caruso one liner
(4)you approach the skeletal cat, around its neck bones is a collar with a tag reading "COW", and besides not having any sunglasses you say, "I guess this pussy, didnt put out..." YEEEAAAHHH!
Enter the 100-door-room via door 3. Drop a bomb in front of door 3. Enter door 100. Say "blah blah blah yeah yeah whatever" to dragon, take the DEAD knight's stuff, say hi to the grim reaper, run out of room 100, then enter room 50.
(1)the bomb you attempt to place prematurly detonates and you are critically wounded in the blast.
![Huh ???](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/huh.gif)
A critical failure resulted in me actually SUCCEEDING in finding a bomb?
Or do we just have everything always?
Hmm. Critical wound. Explosions.
Um... Determine how many legs I have.
I'm hoping for no more than 2.
(6)you check your legs and sure enough you dont have more than two but you dont even have one.
Look for any exits from the room and find something to write a nice note saying hello to the Dragon on.
(1) you look around for the exit but not only dont find it but wake up the dragon, "Who desturb my slumber?!"