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Reese

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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #615 on: January 12, 2011, 05:09:46 pm »
>approach skeletal cat
>examine skeletal cat
>make David Caruso one liner
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #616 on: January 13, 2011, 04:41:27 am »
Quote from: rarborman on January 11, 2011, 12:04:59 pm
Quote from: Mattpoppybros on January 06, 2011, 06:18:22 am
Enter the 100-door-room via door 3. Drop a bomb in front of door 3. Enter door 100. Say "blah blah blah yeah yeah whatever" to dragon, take the DEAD knight's stuff, say hi to the grim reaper, run out of room 100, then enter room 50.
(1)the bomb you attempt to place prematurly detonates and you are critically wounded in the blast.

 ???
A critical failure resulted in me actually SUCCEEDING in finding a bomb?

Or do we just have everything always?

Hmm. Critical wound. Explosions.

Um... Determine how many legs I have.

I'm hoping for no more than 2.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #617 on: January 13, 2011, 11:16:11 am »
Look for any exits from the room and find something to write a nice note saying hello to the Dragon on.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #618 on: January 13, 2011, 01:19:09 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on January 12, 2011, 03:58:23 pm
Pull the kitten monster off of my hand.
(2)You pull the kitten monster off your hand, unfortunetly it remains in possession of it and you dont, you watch as it swallows your hand.

Quote from: dermonster on January 12, 2011, 03:58:41 pm
A walk through the woods we go, a walk through the woods we go.

Weave through the trees, and head only the way I came from.
(4)you walk through the trees, weaving in and out but soon come to a point where the trees are just to close together to pass, you turn aroung to walk around but find yourself surrounded by similar trees.

Quote from: Theodolus on January 12, 2011, 04:14:15 pm
Examine the skyline for an indication of civilization, an oasis, or anything else that might be a landmark. Also try to find tracks of any sort that might lead to such a location.[b/]
(5)you turn around eyeing the skyline and see that not more then a few yards is a table and chairs surrounded by a fence.

Quote from: Dwarf Midget on January 12, 2011, 04:51:08 pm
I WILL CONSUME THE CAGE. BY THE POWER OF THE CONKSUCK BOOTS I DEMAND IT TO BE EATEN.
(4)you succeed in eating through one bar, unfortunetly it has an iron core, santa walks over to the cage and raps on it with the poker and laughs, "Thaught you could sneak up on old Kringle, ho ho ho."

Quote from: Reese on January 12, 2011, 05:09:46 pm
>approach skeletal cat
>examine skeletal cat
>make David Caruso one liner
(4)you approach the skeletal cat, around its neck bones is a collar with a tag reading "COW", and besides not having any sunglasses you say, "I guess this pussy, didnt put out..." YEEEAAAHHH!

Quote from: Mattpoppybros on January 13, 2011, 04:41:27 am
Quote from: rarborman on January 11, 2011, 12:04:59 pm
Quote from: Mattpoppybros on January 06, 2011, 06:18:22 am
Enter the 100-door-room via door 3. Drop a bomb in front of door 3. Enter door 100. Say "blah blah blah yeah yeah whatever" to dragon, take the DEAD knight's stuff, say hi to the grim reaper, run out of room 100, then enter room 50.
(1)the bomb you attempt to place prematurly detonates and you are critically wounded in the blast.

 ???
A critical failure resulted in me actually SUCCEEDING in finding a bomb?

Or do we just have everything always?

Hmm. Critical wound. Explosions.

Um... Determine how many legs I have.

I'm hoping for no more than 2.
(6)you check your legs and sure enough you dont have more than two but you dont even have one.

Quote from: quip on January 13, 2011, 11:16:11 am
Look for any exits from the room and find something to write a nice note saying hello to the Dragon on.
(1) you look around for the exit but not only dont find it but wake up the dragon, "Who desturb my slumber?!"
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #619 on: January 13, 2011, 01:46:35 pm »
"Hi, it's me, quip, from earlier remember? You convinced me gold was sand and I used my insaity to enter door -1 and get stuck in a plane of nothingness. Or maybe that was your cousin, I can't remember..."
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #620 on: January 13, 2011, 02:18:24 pm »
My skull? When did I score a critical fail?
I grow tired of this!!!
Use the magical power of rage to blend all the holes into one, rip the rod out of your skull while fixing it, pierce the hole with the rod!
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #621 on: January 13, 2011, 02:46:20 pm »
"Oh, would you shut up, you fat ball of lard, I'm trying to..."

Find out what the heck you're doing. Also, realize that you've probably gotten put on the "naughty" list for the rest of your (current)life for that comment.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #622 on: January 13, 2011, 03:07:07 pm »
Zap the kitten monster with lightning!
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Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #623 on: January 13, 2011, 03:27:31 pm »
Use wall kick to jump off of the trees in a zigzag pattern and jump over the barracade
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #624 on: January 13, 2011, 04:21:32 pm »
Walk over to the fence, and see if there is anyone around. If there isn't, sit down at the table and silently wish there was a cup of water to ease my parched throat.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #625 on: January 13, 2011, 06:22:28 pm »
leave this room. It appears there is nothing important
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #626 on: January 14, 2011, 12:27:25 pm »
Quote from: quip on January 13, 2011, 01:46:35 pm
"Hi, it's me, quip, from earlier remember? You convinced me gold was sand and I used my insaity to enter door -1 and get stuck in a plane of nothingness. Or maybe that was your cousin, I can't remember..."
(6)you flashback to your insanity and roll around in the goldSand becoming insane yet again

Quote from: ottottott on January 13, 2011, 02:18:24 pm
My skull? When did I score a critical fail?
I grow tired of this!!!
Use the magical power of rage to blend all the holes into one, rip the rod out of your skull while fixing it, pierce the hole with the rod!
(3)you rip the rod out of your skull and fall down on the floor in convoltions.

Quote from: Dwarf Midget on January 13, 2011, 02:46:20 pm
"Oh, would you shut up, you fat ball of lard, I'm trying to..."

Find out what the heck you're doing. Also, realize that you've probably gotten put on the "naughty" list for the rest of your (current)life for that comment.
(3)Santa laughs at your remark, "oh no ho ho, the naughty list is for people who will get presents, you are going to be making them...for the rest of your life."

Quote from: Diablous on January 13, 2011, 03:07:07 pm
Zap the kitten monster with lightning!
(1)your lightning archs back and frys you, and in your moment of weakness the kitten tries its luck at your leg, it now has your foot in its mouth.

Quote from: dermonster on January 13, 2011, 03:27:31 pm
Use wall kick to jump off of the trees in a zigzag pattern and jump over the barracade
(1)you attempt a wallkick off the tree but it grabs you and throws you down.

Quote from: Theodolus on January 13, 2011, 04:21:32 pm
Walk over to the fence, and see if there is anyone around. If there isn't, sit down at the table and silently wish there was a cup of water to ease my parched throat.
(6)You walk over to the fence and right through, no one is around, you sit down and a cup of water explodes into existance knocking you out of the chair.

Quote from: ggamer on January 13, 2011, 06:22:28 pm
leave this room. It appears there is nothing important
(4)you go back into the room of doors.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #627 on: January 14, 2011, 01:46:18 pm »
Turn self into god of insantity using insanity, roll a 7.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #628 on: January 14, 2011, 01:59:10 pm »
I'm doing it wrong.
I wanna play this so I can't get an attempt at death yet. But at any time I should die, please just announce so and don't take me to see death yet. I have a plan!
What's a convoltion? Couldn't find it in the dictionary.
Well... um... Am I like, sleeping or something? Explore mind, trying to find a solution to my current problems and problems in the future if I can.
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Re: Roll to die round 2
« Reply #629 on: January 14, 2011, 02:06:15 pm »
>Implying I'm going to live long anyway

The floor is made of wood, right? STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
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