So now it works? I actually meant to pick it up and touch it with my hand but... this is even better! Examine chamber. Examine throne. Examine woman. See if there is anyone in the chamber, what does it look like, any items? See what the throne is made of, in what direction is the throne fallen over, anything weird? How old is the woman, is she pretty, any wounds or signs of why just lying down there?
Oh and... SCORE! Motionless female body! I claim!
(5)the chamber is a large half circle about 25 feet high, the throne is a soild build of the same material as the rest of the tower and is knocked over in the direction that the woman is laying, the woman is incrediby old and still alive her long white hair spills upon the ground where her body doesnt cover, her clothes are of many colors and layers and a large plate of the tower material is afixed to her chest but not her cloths, you and she are alone, there are no other items here.
Fill out the form, stating that "The replacement robot elves have arrived; they're in the shipment warehouse. But... is this really right to do, Santa? Imagine how hard it'll be for them to find new jobs. Who knows, maybe you'll even have a riot on your hands. Just saying, you might want to reconsider...".
ACCIDENTALLY drop it somewhere all the elves can see it.
(3)A portly elf picks up the dropped not and says aloud, "Whos be joking around again, robot elves indeed, you know santa doesnt order things, and we aint no employies."
Try to feel and find out if I have a body at all/ whether I have suddenly entered a room where actions are possible.
Wait a second... In room -1... All my rolls seemed to of been -1, conincidence? Probably.
(4)You sure do have a body and you apparenty are able to act again.
My game is Trivia, and it will be about the 12 dimensions.
Death rejects your preposal, "No, since there is only one, and that is just a crock of BS."
"Before we start that, can I help you in any sort of way? I haven't decided yet..."
"No, I'm a busy woman, so please do pick a game."
Open door 8 cautiously
(3)Door 8 is already open.
ummm, i was actualy talking about doing stuff to the live bouncer but whatever
Reject gravity
(6)You find yourself on the celling, and you still cant reach the door.
Open door 78 cautiously
You should remove the seven so you don't confuse rarborman and make him send you into door 78.
Ask them if I can help them in any way.
(4)the man tosses you a shovel, "You can help dig."
>Look room
>say "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I didn't expect to be in someone's room, and I did not mean to intrude. Can you tell me where I am?"
(4)It appears to be a well lived in room clothes hang from anywhere you can fit a hanger, and a bed sits off to the side covered in pillows and blankets the girl turns away from the computer and says "Your in my room...leave." (2) she then turns and after typing something into the computer you feel yourself being crushed by a large invisible weight."
Head to town.
(4)you head to town, and after a while you run into a fork in the road, it has fallen down but you can descern that one way is "The Safe Path" and the other leads through "The Swamp of Woe, abandon all hope ye who enter here."
Lovely. Explore the dark half of the area. Hopefully that half doesn't make me want to hurl.
(3)The dark half is filled with evil depraved despots roaming through burning ash and tangled twisted vines of thorns not to mention it smells like rotting corpses over here and its raining.
Get away from eldritch thing. Look Eldritch Abomination.
(3)You try to pull away but you are being held tightly, you cannot see it is pitch black.