Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 48

Author Topic: Roll to die round 2  (Read 49393 times)

Frajic

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2010, 05:27:59 pm »

Be reincarnated as a mouse. Live life and wait to be called back to the 100-room door.
Logged
EoS company name: Vikings Inc.

Diablous

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:avatar's cuteness]
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2010, 05:29:38 pm »

I attempt to wake up and not drown.
Logged
Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Megaman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What is love?
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2010, 05:39:14 pm »

I pick a random door and walk in
Logged
Hello Hunam

dwarfguy2

  • Bay Watcher
  • Human Meta Knight... 0_o
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2010, 05:40:41 pm »

PUNCH DOWN DOOR IN RAGE.
Logged
Caution: This user may or may not be a horrible evil Elder God from the deepest regions of space. He also may or may not be a lawyer.

HmH

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cage Trap Personified
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2010, 05:46:17 pm »

I curbstomp the treacherous cliff so hard that it forms an elevator and rides me to the surface.

quip

  • Bay Watcher
  • ???
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2010, 06:15:35 pm »

Roll in the gold!
Logged
Hell hath no fury like an angry vampire pimp.

rarborman

  • Bay Watcher
  • Penguin Dungonmaster
    • View Profile
    • dice
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2010, 06:18:31 pm »

I attempt to wake up and not drown.
(2) You fall into deeper unconsciousness (4)but at least your not drowning.

I pick a random door and walk in
(69) you open the door and walk into a pool of HOT magma, (1) you melt like ice in a firey grasp, Death comes to you "Choose your game, ye mortal."

PUNCH DOWN DOOR IN RAGE.
(3)You punch the door but it doesnt do anything.

I curbstomp the treacherous cliff so hard that it forms an elevator and rides me to the surface.
(6)You curb stomp the cliff into submision and it forms with some semblance of a elevator, (6) and ride it past the surface and far into the air (6) and well into space, you die due to asphyxiation, Death comes to you "Choose your game, ye mortal."

Roll in the gold!
(4) you roll in the gold, (1) but the dragon doesnt seem to like you in its gold.

Once you lose to Death you cannot come back for the round.
Logged
"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

quip

  • Bay Watcher
  • ???
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2010, 06:22:18 pm »

Ask the dragon if they want to roll around in the gold to!
Logged
Hell hath no fury like an angry vampire pimp.

rarborman

  • Bay Watcher
  • Penguin Dungonmaster
    • View Profile
    • dice
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2010, 06:31:20 pm »

Ask the dragon if they want to roll around in the gold to!
(2)It would much rather eat you for your trespassing.
Logged
"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

quip

  • Bay Watcher
  • ???
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2010, 06:33:19 pm »

Convince the dragon rolling in gold is funner and can help get rid of some of that fat from the last group of adventurer burgers the dragons eaten!
Logged
Hell hath no fury like an angry vampire pimp.

dwarfguy2

  • Bay Watcher
  • Human Meta Knight... 0_o
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2010, 06:34:35 pm »

USE MY SHOTGUN ON DOOR!
Logged
Caution: This user may or may not be a horrible evil Elder God from the deepest regions of space. He also may or may not be a lawyer.

Diablous

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:avatar's cuteness]
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2010, 06:37:36 pm »

Let's try this waking up thing again, shall we?
Logged
Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Ochita

  • Bay Watcher
  • Doofus ghostus
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2010, 07:01:24 pm »

I appear, and go though door 71
Logged
Quote from: Freeform
princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

rarborman

  • Bay Watcher
  • Penguin Dungonmaster
    • View Profile
    • dice
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2010, 07:07:49 pm »

Convince the dragon rolling in gold is funner and can help get rid of some of that fat from the last group of adventurer burgers the dragons eaten!
(6)You convince the dragon so well that it desides to immediately roll in its gold,(2) and in the process crushes you, and you die, Death comes to you "Choose your game, ye mortal."

USE MY SHOTGUN ON DOOR!
(5) your shotgun destroys the door.

Let's try this waking up thing again, shall we?
(2)You fall into a coma, 3 and begin to drown.

I appear, and go though door 71
(1) you try to go through the door but the door isnt having it and you land flat on your back with heavy face damage.
Logged
"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

HmH

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cage Trap Personified
    • View Profile
Re: Roll to die
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2010, 07:09:51 pm »

Two words: urinal football.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 48