Mount search for rod. Keep eye on old lady. If can't find rod inspect old lady closely. Search EVERYTHING in room.
(4)you find the rod, it is embeded in your skull.
"But, good sir, I have no sword. How can we cross swords if only one of us has one?"
As you say it you feel your hand weighted down with a sword.
>go to kitchen
>search for keys or cat
(6)you find the keys and the cat but the cat is giant and skeletal.
Use shovel to dig through to the next room
(3)you do not have a shovel.
CHOMP. CHOMP THEM. CRUSH. KILL.
(2)they do not yeild to you, santa notices the noises you were causing and leans over and grabs a rather large fire poker from the other side of his chair, and makes ready to get up.
Am I in the starting room again? If so I'll go see if anything's happened in room 100, if not then I'll take a random exit.
Tis alive!
you are (4)you enter room 100 and see a dead knight and a sleeping dragon.
Arrive at town.
(1)you arrive alright, but it isnt the town its the swamp, it smells here and the trees are moving ominously and the sound of evil laughter is all around.
>Move towards the darker shapes. Cover your eyes with your hand, so you can look through between the fingers.
(3)you move towards one of the darker shapes but it moves away.
Hmm. Very interesting. Better make sure this works both ways. Go grab a kitten or something from the light half, and take it to the dark half.
(4)You grab a kitten and move off towards the dark half, as you move you feel it getting heavier and as soon as the cross th mid point it starts to get feral and after several more steps attacks you till you put it down, then it stares at you hungrily, and at that point you notice it looks alot more like a monster and less like a kitten.