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Aussiemon

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The Artifact That Never Was...
« on: December 27, 2010, 07:43:41 pm »

So early on in my fort, Thol (The Deep), my Blacksmith had a strange mood. I can't remember if it was a possession or a fey mood, but I didn't have the bars fast enough for him. He went berserk right before I got them and I had to use a ramshackle squad to quickly take him down. To honor him, I had a coffin as well as a memorial slab made for him.

There's just something strange here:

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That's the artifact list for my fort. That's his memorial slab. The only problem is that the artifact he "created" was never actually created. It seems like the names of artifacts are made before the artifact type is even finalized.

My guess is he was screaming the name while he attacked that dog. Thoughts?
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2010, 07:50:55 pm »

They get credited as creating an artifact even if they die while making it. Not unusual.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2010, 08:16:26 pm »

Haha, well just unusual for me then x)
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 01:43:11 am »

Friend of sea monsters.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 01:53:12 am »

"He has a broad body made broader still by no shortage of surrounding lard."

Haven't seen that one before.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 02:39:34 am »

"He has a broad body made broader still by no shortage of surrounding lard."

Haven't seen that one before.

You need to feed them better
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 05:05:44 am »

ALL of my lil dudes seem to have lard, hanging pouches, or other fat stuffs. even the military hardcases... hopefully lots of fat helps prevent wounds.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 08:26:01 pm »

I've heard that careful application of heat can (literally) melt the fat right off of your Dwarves, but not kill them :P I have no clue how to do this though
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2010, 12:51:28 am »

I've seen that working near magma, like a magma forge, can remove both fat and skin, due to generic fat and skin set melting point being lower then the rest of the dwarf.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 12:53:02 am »

Does a lack of skin make it easier to get infections?
Oh man, now I'm having so many skinless-related questions.
Could I have a militia made up of skinless dorfs?
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2010, 01:00:42 am »

Does a lack of skin make it easier to get infections?
Oh man, now I'm having so many skinless-related questions.
Could I have a militia made up of skinless dorfs?

Possibly. People have reported cases of dwarves suffering from diseases that rotted of entire tissue layers, but the dwarf managed to survive. I believe one guy said his dwarves were immune to pain after losing their flesh.
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 01:17:17 am »

Which brings up a related question: Just how much of their body can a dwarf lose before actually dying?
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2010, 10:28:06 am »

I don't like where this thread is going... It's only a while before the !!Science!! begins.
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Re: The Artifact That Never Was...
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2010, 12:27:12 pm »

An obese friend of sea monsters... are you sure he wasn't just eating them?
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 02:06:04 pm »

Which brings up a related question: Just how much of their body can a dwarf lose before actually dying?
For starters, we know the loss of a tooth is absolutely anecdotical, and those of the ear and nose can only prove to be dangerous if infected (we'll suppose for now we are dealing with competent doctors with a lot of soap, therefore forgetting the problem of germs; we know that a single infected tiny scar can send absolutely any dwarf back to Armok's side). Also seeing how many cases of eyerot the player base has experienced, we'll include these organs in the list. Need more input on the case of cheeks; I'm nonetheless inclined to believe they can be cleanly ripped off.
We are also very aware dwarfs can and will often survive if their only wound is a neatly chopped off limb, to the point they only occasionally require to rest afterwards. Chopping off one's limb one at a time seems to be the best way to go, while giving them some time to recover from the blood loss between each amputation. Maybe it would also be safer to amputate hands and feet first, and only then the arms and legs, though it would only be necessary if a chopped off arm/leg causes a more important hemorrhage than a chopped off hand/foot (to be verified?). So, as long as these amputations aren't simultaneously done, and separated by enough time for the dwarf to leave their faint/pale status, we can also add legs and arms to the list.
We are also aware that some organs, such as the spleen and liver(!!!), don't actually do anything. Again, they can be removed as long as one is careful about infections and blood loss. Lungs, however, are as far as we know, necessary for that pesky thing known as "breathing". I'll need some input to know if a single lung can successfully be removed without putting one's health in jeopardy. The heart, similarly, being heavily linked to blood, and therefore Armok, it is an essential organ that cannot be removed. I need more input on the case of the stomach before deciding anything, same goes for guts. I won't mention brains.
Having all witnessed axes/swords slicing through lower bodies like hot butter and causing them to fly away in arcs, causing their owner a certain death, we're mostly certain it absolutely cannot be removed either.
Lastly, many of us heard about the strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Benjamin Button  the soldier who became an absolute monster because a FB disease rotted his skin and sensory nerves away, and he met a competent surgeon (I told you they existed!) who managed to remove all the skin in time. He went back to duty and became immune to pain. Therefore, we can suppose that in the right circumstances, a dwarf can also live without their skin (and possibly sensory nerves too).

Now, I have no idea how much damage a dwarf can stand at once before dying. But I'm pretty sure that if one took the time to remove everything I listed and was very lucky about infections, the most infortunate dorf in the world would survive. Also, if someone can give me more information on anything I listed, anything I didn't list, or just plain prove me wrong, they're welcome.

tl;dr:
the list of unneeded meat in a dwarf's body:
-legs
-arms
-teeth
-ears
-eyes
-nose
-spleen
-liver
-skin
-sensory nerves

list of things that are important, really:
-brain
-heart
-lung(s?)
-lower body

uncertain:
-stomach
-guts
-cheeks
-motor nerves
-beard
-one lung?
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