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[warhammer651]

From: Rho-Mu37

To: ++General Statement++

Level of firepower on this mission: Satisfactory
Request: More explosive and Incendiary weaponry for the purposes of reducing a structure's current elevation to sea level.

Additional Request: "Moar Dakka or research into Moar Dakka"

Additional Request: X Com forces stop sticking magnets on me and telling me of the MAC OSXC's Superiority to this unit's current OS

Statement: Job requires use of high explosives, not high photoshop skills

[Heron TSG]

If someone wants to keep a tally of injuries, that's fine by me. I don't know anything about Apocalypse's damage system, so I wouldn't know what wounds are serious. However, if someone runs it, it'd be neat if the scoring gave roughly as many points as the last one, and you could carry over the points of the surviving members of the last game.

[Ochita]

Haspen, only I can make jokes about those fleshbags.

[warhammer651]

Haspen, only I can make jokes about those fleshbags.

++Negatory Statement++
Come now, superior brethren of steel. There are plenty of squishy organics to go around.

++Suggestion++
What if we were to divide up the task of mocking those around the base? Each of us could take 3-4 meatbags that we would taunt each day.

[MaximumZero]

Ahem, oh metallic soldiers, don't make me install WinVNC on you guys while you recharge.

[warhammer651]

Ahem, oh metallic soldiers, don't make me install WinVNC on you guys while you recharge.

Statement: Being first adopters means that our effectiveness in the field will be reduced dramatically, possibly at the critical moment you bulbous aft fat-storage facility would require our assistance to ensure you brain-stem's survival.


Malicious query: Do you really want to take that chance?

[Ochita]

Mocking Statement: You, trying to upload stuff on us, to do that well... Lets just say you wouldn't have the guts to do it.

[MaximumZero]

Mocking Statement: You, trying to upload stuff on us, to do that well... Lets just say you wouldn't have the guts to do it.

*holds up a copy of "C++ For Dummies"*

Oh, really now? Please don't force me to turn into Para Ventura.

[warhammer651]

Mocking Statement: You, trying to upload stuff on us, to do that well... Lets just say you wouldn't have the guts to do it.

*holds up a copy of "C++ For Dummies"*

Oh, really now? Please don't force me to turn into Para Ventura.

Smug: You are aware that C++ is over 50 years old by this point, and that we have been programmed using a custom-built programming code that may or may not include procedures on impractical practical jokes?

Threatening: I still have a loaded weapon in my arm you realize?

[Ochita]

Boast: You do realise that when you are bedding another dirty meatbag I can make a headshot across 2km

[warhammer651]

Boast: You do realise that when you are bedding another dirty meatbag I can make a headshot across 2km

Mocking imitation: Oh fleshy Meatbag, allow us to press our slimy mucus covered intake orfices together

[Ochita]

Boast: You do realise that when you are bedding another dirty meatbag I can make a headshot across 2km

Mocking imitation: Oh fleshy Meatbag, allow us to press our slimy mucus covered intake orfices together

Continued mocking imitation: Oh yes female meatbag, you conduct that dirty-- Oh no she has been shot in the head now I have meatbag fluid all over me.

[warhammer651]

Boast: You do realise that when you are bedding another dirty meatbag I can make a headshot across 2km

Mocking imitation: Oh fleshy Meatbag, allow us to press our slimy mucus covered intake orfices together

Continued mocking imitation: Oh yes female meatbag, you conduct that dirty-- Oh no she has been shot in the head now I have meatbag fluid all over me.

Request: Allow us to bump our fists in the standard Meatbag procedure reserved for when one initiates a "Burn" of another

[Phantom]

Boast: You do realise that when you are bedding another dirty meatbag I can make a headshot across 2km

Mocking imitation: Oh fleshy Meatbag, allow us to press our slimy mucus covered intake orfices together

Continued mocking imitation: Oh yes female meatbag, you conduct that dirty-- Oh no she has been shot in the head now I have meatbag fluid all over me.

Request: Allow us to bump our fists in the standard Meatbag procedure reserved for when one initiates a "Burn" of another

Actual Genuine Human Statement: What the hell is going on here?

[Heron TSG]

I'm confused.